Thatchersforearm
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Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh
What do you call a three legged donkey?
Wonkey
What do you call a three legged donkey?
Wonkey
really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh
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Swales lives
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Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh
Bloke walks into an Army & Navy store,
Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Man: Yes, have you got any camouflage jackets?
Assistant turns, looks around the shop, then replies: Sorry sir, I can't see any.
Bloke walks into an Army & Navy store,
Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Man: Yes, have you got any camouflage jackets?
Assistant turns, looks around the shop, then replies: Sorry sir, I can't see any.
exiledblue
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Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh
At least that's the way I heard it ;)
Surely that should be - Van Nistelrooy walks into a bar. Why the long face?Pigeonho said:
At least that's the way I heard it ;)
Barcon
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Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh
What do you call a Mexican woman with her legs cut off at the Knees?
Cuntswaylow
What do you call a Mexican woman with her legs cut off at the Knees?
Cuntswaylow
Timmmmahhhh
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Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh
Whats Mary short for?
She's got no legs...
Whats Mary short for?
She's got no legs...
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what do you call a robot monkey?
a clunky
a clunky
Ed68
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says 'can I have a pint and a mop please'
Timmmmahhhh
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Bit of a long one...
A bloke goes to doctors and says “doctor doctor my cocks gone orange.”
The doctor says “well it may be stress “and persisted to ask him a few questions he started with
“How is your work life?” The man replies “brilliant I love my job I get paid well and I do what I enjoy and well every ones really nice.”
The Doctor then says “well that’s good, but how’s your sex life?”
The man reply’s “well that’s great I’m going out with this great woman I’m thinking she’s the one and well she’s amazing in bed to so I can’t complain there.”
Then the doctor asks finally “what about your social life?”
The man replies “what do you mean?”
The doctor says “well what do you do in your spare time?”
The man then replies “well not much really most the time I just wank and eat Wotsits”....
A bloke goes to doctors and says “doctor doctor my cocks gone orange.”
The doctor says “well it may be stress “and persisted to ask him a few questions he started with
“How is your work life?” The man replies “brilliant I love my job I get paid well and I do what I enjoy and well every ones really nice.”
The Doctor then says “well that’s good, but how’s your sex life?”
The man reply’s “well that’s great I’m going out with this great woman I’m thinking she’s the one and well she’s amazing in bed to so I can’t complain there.”
Then the doctor asks finally “what about your social life?”
The man replies “what do you mean?”
The doctor says “well what do you do in your spare time?”
The man then replies “well not much really most the time I just wank and eat Wotsits”....
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What do you call a french man wearing sandals?
Phillipe Falloppe.
What does a mexican fireman call his 2 sons?
José and Hose B
A baker puts two muffins in an oven and lights it up.
One muffin says to the other, 'phwoar, it's getting hot in here now mate.'
The other muffin replies... 'FUCKING HELL! A TALKING MUFFIN!'
Phillipe Falloppe.
What does a mexican fireman call his 2 sons?
José and Hose B
A baker puts two muffins in an oven and lights it up.
One muffin says to the other, 'phwoar, it's getting hot in here now mate.'
The other muffin replies... 'FUCKING HELL! A TALKING MUFFIN!'