really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
 
similiar to wrongun's..

a bra and a spark plug walk into a bar
barmen wont serve them
they ask why not?
'cause your off your tits and your mates gonna start something'
 
Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh

Barcon said:
A seal walks into a club.
If its that harsh it has to be at least a little funny, alls that did was make children cry...
 
Why did the pervert cross the road?





'Cos he couldn't get his knob out the the chicken.









with thanks to Rik Mayall Circa 1982.
 

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