really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh

[Kenney_The_Blue]

why did the mexican give his wife poison?

tequila

to-kill-her!

haha

 

[Ponka]

What will we call Postman Pat when he retires....








Pat.





Why did the Cat fall out of the tree?















because it was dead.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

best thing about having sex with twenty four year olds?

there is 20 of them...

*takes cover*

 

[wrongun73]

2 turds and a brain walk into a bar...
'get out im not serving you lot' says the landlord.
'why not?' says the brain.
'coz your out of your skull and your mates are steaming'

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

What will we call Postman Pat when he retires....








Pat.





Why did the Cat fall out of the tree?















because it was dead.

what will you call fireman sam when he retires?










Sam :D










What will you call bob the builder when he retires....





















Bob









I love em :D

 

[BlueMo']

Charles, Paddy and Tam walk into a bar.
Barman says "Is this some kinda fuckin joke"

 

[Barcon]

Two canibals eating a clown. One say's, "does this taste funny to you" ?

 

[BlueMo']

What do call a man with rabbits up his arse?


Warren.

 

[Blue Si O.B]

what do you call a pakistani lesbian?




















minjita!!!!:)

 

[James23]

2 cows are talking to each other in a field, one says to the other "are you a bit scared of this mad cow disease?"
The other replies "nah, it doesn't affect me, I'm a squirrel"