really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh

[wrongun73]

What do Mexicans have underneath their floorboards?

















Underlay, Underlay!!

fucking wierdo's, who puts underlay under the floorboards??

 

[yatesy94]

What do Mexicans have underneath their floorboards?

















Underlay, Underlay!!

fucking wierdo's, who puts underlay under the floorboards??

Carpet I meant XD

:$$

 

[piffy on a rock bun]

Me & a few of mates went for a indian meal just after christmas,
unfortunatley one of the lads became seriously ill soon after the meal & ended up in hospital,
After a health & safety investigation it turns out one of the bhajis was made from a dafodil bulb which had somehow got mixed up with the onions,
The doctors think he will have to stay in hospital for a bit longer, _ _ _ _
















but hopefully he will be coming out in the spring!

 

[masterwig]

I'm an extractor fan.


































I used to like tractors.

 

[Spider]

why did the mexican give his wife poison?

Because she'd been fucking other men.

 

[theboyfrombrazil]

Solicitor says to Mickey Mouse; "Mickey for fcuk's sake, you can't divorce Minnie 'cos she's got buck teeth"

Mickey says; " I never said that! I said she was fcuking Goofy"

 

[piffy on a rock bun]

I have a pet newt,
I call him tiny _ _ _ _ _ _













Because he is my newt.

 

[Spider]

Why was the crab arrested?

Because he kept pinching things.

















Taxi!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

the blonde who got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out the ones with "w" written on them ;/ sorry to my mom and dad i know you raised better than this!

 

[johnny on the spot]

What's green and smells of pork?



Kermit's fingers.


First joke I ever learned, aged four.