really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh

[Joycee Banercheck]

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?


I read the news a few months back about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't.


Velcro - What a rip off

 

[Mikeegrini]

What's the only animal with a c++t half way up it's back??


























A police horse.

 

[blueshortshorts]

what's the difference between a lost golf ball and a mounted policeman?

One a hunt on a course, the others a.....

 

[smudgedj]

What's the difference between a fireman and a soldier?












You can't dip a fireman in your egg.

 

[BlueMo']

I reckon a shit joke doesn't make you laugh at all.
Some of these are pretty good!

 

[lostmyhouseski]

why haven't NASA sent a woman to the moon?

it doesnt have to be cleaned yet

 

[Mikem93]

A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods
The Bear says to the Rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur."
The Rabbit replys "no"
So the Bear wipes his arse with the Rabbit

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

2 parrots on a perch, 1 says 'can you smell fish?'

Brilliant, actually made me lol!

 

[Bluesparks]

I went out for a curry last night & thought I would try somthing different.
I decided on a Chicken Tarka Massala

It was like a Tikka Massala, just a little Otter !

 

[yatesy94]

What do Mexicans have underneath their floorboards?

















Underlay, Underlay!!