Red Cafe in meltdown

[bumbleblue]

Total
Arseholes
Readily
Defeated
Is
Superb

 

[Skrastins]

Anyone else thinking about the elephant in the room quote theyve missed off from the top of the ordered list…
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is it me or the phrases by the manager has become more and more depressing

the next key phrase would

"Championship is not so bad" - Southgate

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I hope the talk of getting Southgate is true.

Please god let it be true.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Relegation could happen. The promoted teams won’t all go down again so somebody has got to drop. Might as well be these cnuts. They’re screwed until January at least and still they are wank. Could be in the bottom 3 by then and will have to panic buy and spunk another load of cash at it. They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

 

[KentBlue]

They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

True, but Everton don't get the sort of assistance the vermin get from pgmol. The rags have friends in low places.

 

[deano ou812]

Relegation could happen. The promoted teams won’t all go down again so somebody has got to drop. Might as well be these cnuts. They’re screwed until January at least and still they are wank. Could be in the bottom 3 by then and will have to panic buy and spunk another load of cash at it. They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

Indeed,but the difference is certain influences will come to their rescue if they are in a situation were they could possibly get relegated ..remember scudamores words a strong Man utd is good for the league or words to a similar effect ..

 

[meeesh]

Relegation could happen. The promoted teams won’t all go down again so somebody has got to drop. Might as well be these cnuts. They’re screwed until January at least and still they are wank. Could be in the bottom 3 by then and will have to panic buy and spunk another load of cash at it. They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

Agreed, although a couple on here claim (every season) that the 3 promoted clubs are always nailed on favs, with West ham and Wolves added to that mix this season as well, I'm not having it this time, there is a real chance this could become a reality this season, my life would be complete from a football point of view, I would dine on this forever and ever

 

[Macca77macca]

Surely that isn’t the best online fan forum for united fans, red cafe? Its shit? Like it was built for the spectrum or something

 

[Dobsy]

Relegation could happen. The promoted teams won’t all go down again so somebody has got to drop. Might as well be these cnuts. They’re screwed until January at least and still they are wank. Could be in the bottom 3 by then and will have to panic buy and spunk another load of cash at it. They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

All they have to do is play 4-3-3 and they'll finish mid table. Their squad is fine they've just handed control to a total crazy who's too stubborn to see what's in front of him.

 

[JASR]

Surely that isn’t the best online fan forum for united fans, red cafe? Its shit? Like it was built for the spectrum or something

It’s the same forum software as here. Just with different skin (colours etc).

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Relegation could happen. The promoted teams won’t all go down again so somebody has got to drop. Might as well be these cnuts. They’re screwed until January at least and still they are wank. Could be in the bottom 3 by then and will have to panic buy and spunk another load of cash at it. They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

Don’t want them relegated. The eternal purgatory of bottom half of the table is just sweet. The New Everton, bwahahaha!!

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Indeed,but the difference is certain influences will come to their rescue if they are in a situation were they could possibly get relegated ..remember scudamores words a strong Man utd is good for the league or words to a similar effect ..

Yeah unfortunately that's where we are at now no team that pulls in big revenue worldwide for the PL will ever be allowed to be relagated and that includes us.

 

[Roachy]

Don’t want them relegated. The eternal purgatory of bottom half of the table is just sweet. The New Everton, bwahahaha!!

No, I want it. The indignation and humiliation they'd feel would be delightful. The mockery and abuse we'd be able to bestow upon them would be a thing of beauty. Alas, I think stay up.

 

[KentBlue]

Don’t want them relegated. The eternal purgatory of bottom half of the table is just sweet. The New Everton, bwahahaha!!

I'd love to see them relegated, this season. The more they are seen hovering around the bottom three the less of a shock it will be to their system when they do eventually succumb. People will just shrug their shoulders and say: 'Well, it was inevitable.' But if they go down this season -after the money they have spent- the after effects will be measured on the Richter Scale.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I'd love to see them relegated, this season. The more they are seen hovering around the bottom three the less of a shock it will be to their system when they do eventually succumb. People will just shrug their shoulders and say: 'Well, it was inevitable.' But if they go down this season -after the money they have spent- the after effects will be measured on the Richter Scale.

Oh god, think of the national grief it’ll cause. Princess Di x10.

I’ll have to emigrate.

 

[KS55]

Oh god, think of the national grief it’ll cause. Princess Di x10.

I’ll have to emigrate.

The Beeb have plans to shut down for a week of mourning.
Anyone taking the piss out of the rags will have to answer to Pam Bondi.
Simon Stone will commit Hari Kari.
City Road will be painted blue.
A large poster will appear at important points in town:
WELCOME TO THE LOWER LEAGUES.

 

[dadnlad]

I hope the talk of getting Southgate is true.

Please god let it be true.

Think that ship sailed with Dan Ashworth sacking unfortunately

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Relegation could happen. The promoted teams won’t all go down again so somebody has got to drop. Might as well be these cnuts. They’re screwed until January at least and still they are wank. Could be in the bottom 3 by then and will have to panic buy and spunk another load of cash at it. They’re no better than Everton have been for the past decade or so and they’ve been so lucky to stay up.

plus there only half decent player this year kinder Mbeueo will be at ACON

 

[RodneyRodney]

Don’t want them relegated. The eternal purgatory of bottom half of the table is just sweet. The New Everton, bwahahaha!!

Rag.
I do .
I want them annihilated, relegated, subjugated, eviscerated, obliterated, demolished, destroyed, traumatised, banished, exiled, vapourised, atomised, reduced to as yet undiscovered sub-atomic particles suspended in a total vacuum in the heat death of the cosmos. All done in glorious technicolour, with omnidirectional slow motion replays direct from the VAR booth

 

[Platt Lane 59]

What makes this all funny is the fact that they know "fergie" fucked them over but they just wouldn't admit it, to do that would mean they have to tear down the idea that he's the greatest

Spot on.
Always a good "wind up" with the Trafford Tramps to discuss the "legacy" of the GPC...