Red Cafe in meltdown

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Mourihno getting his mojo back? The guy needs to buy a load of viagra grind it up and snort it through a drain pipe after yesterday.

Surely that'll just give him a stiff upper lip?

Stops it quivering I suppose.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Harry Maguire was apparently their main target in the summer (from what we are led to believe), so add him into United's starting line up........

Whilst he is a decent player, they wouldn't have approached the game any differently and it wouldn't have panned out any differently.

There is so much wrong with the hierarchy, management and playing staff, to get to where they are wanting to be you are just as well throwing the entire lot in the bin and starting again they are that far off the pace

It wont happen due to the fucked mentality of their stature, but the whole place needs a complete remake and rethink.

Too many over-hyped and over-paid players who are actually limited in ability, no strategic planning clearly judging from the players bought who aren't getting into the team.

A manager who is not obsessed with their own ego , but looks to the future and develops a team mentality .

A board who do not make " superstar " signings just to keep the fuckwits happy.

As I said it will not happen thankfully , because.......................................... they are Man United the biggest set of twats in football.

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

It wont happen due to the fucked mentality of their stature, but the whole place needs a complete remake and rethink.

Too many over-hyped and over-paid players who are actually limited in ability, no strategic planning clearly judging from the players bought who aren't getting into the team.

A manager who is not obsessed with their own ego , but looks to the future and develops a team mentality .

A board who do not make " superstar " signings just to keep the fuckwits happy.

As I said it will not happen thankfully , because.......................................... they are Man United the biggest set of twats in football.

The 'United way' just isn't working anymore ;)

 

[domalino]

Some insights from the caf

Their record against the top 6 since the start of last season reads: 11 wins, 2 losses and 1 draw - 34 pts from 14 games.

That is, if they played only top 6 teams all season and continued to win pts at the same rate, they'd win 92 pts.

In terms of league form alone, they are doing better than Barca 09-11, without having the same individual quality at that (and arguably the quality of the greatest PL sides too).

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

yeah but ladders are cheap mate - if the Glasers find that out it will be Fellaini and Mata ( with his ladder ) up front for the long ball ha ha ha

Like it :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It wont happen due to the fucked mentality of their stature, but the whole place needs a complete remake and rethink.

Too many over-hyped and over-paid players who are actually limited in ability, no strategic planning clearly judging from the players bought who aren't getting into the team.

A manager who is not obsessed with their own ego , but looks to the future and develops a team mentality .

A board who do not make " superstar " signings just to keep the fuckwits happy.

As I said it will not happen thankfully , because.......................................... they are Man United the biggest set of twats in football.

It is great because their own self entitled outlook prevents them from making progress...........

 

[bluethrunthru]

Platini's going into coaching!

Coach driving maybe............

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Fuck the lottery! The best chance I have of 'winning' £500k is have a couple of dogs and wear a red shirt. I'm off to browse the Swindon Town fanshop. Those silly arses down Carrington won't recognise the difference!

 

[TonyM]

I'm sure that the guys at the top of the club have been working behind the scenes to line up a fantastic new director of football, someone bold and exciting who is well capable of transitioning the whole club, with a long term and short term achievable plan. And that they are well advanced in bringing in a world class modern day coach. Someone better than all their rivals. Someone who will be given time and resources to instill a style of play that'll become synonymous with this new era of man-u branded exciting to watch and ultimately successful football. And that all the money that it'll take to replace most of the squad with young and exciting players ready for these new challenges will be spent wisely because they already know who they need for every position, having considered temperament and character to best ensure that they will all knit together perfectly from the start. It may cost a lot but there will be no mistakes. Because all the leg work is done and it's all in line with a clear vision for the club as a whole. There is so much to be excited about as a united fan. Everything will be new and everything will be right. The future is red and bright.

So while all that happens lets win everything there is to win because what I write is extremely likely to happen.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

It is great because their own self entitled outlook prevents them from making progress...........

Yeah, the number of times we hear the usual shit "But this is Man United' as though saying it can deliver the quality of football we saw City produce yesterday. Never has entitlement been huffed and puffed with such vigour, and for all of it to come crashing down, and then re-inflated.