Religion

Blue Mist said:
I am not religous but in religions defence. No religion preaches that if you believe in him he will protect you from natural disasters, (even though he made the world)
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Consumer rights act 2015 in respect of faulty goods and services as supplied. I.E the Earth. I would imagine the creator had a duty of care to the end user, by ensuring all work was to be carried out with reasonable diligence and skill.

As the deity allegedly rushed his build over a six day period, it could open to interpretation of shoddy workmanship and or cost cutting practises. Nothing short of criminal negligence overlooking planer fractures, owing to the billions of years timeframes involved. Prosecution rests:
 
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Man-chester copperpot said:
ITN news 6pm yesterday.
Turkey earthquake (obviously terrible)
Family that survived now living in a tent surrounded by snow.
They interview a little girl “i pray to god that the wind doesn’t get into the tent as it’s freezing” then cuts back to them praying.

If your religious and believe in god and god is everywhere and does everything - surely he’s the last person/thing you want to pray to!

Surely you would be asking him why did he cause this earthquake and kill over 20,000 of his followers?
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Just watched the news and was they pulled a child out of the rubble there were cries of " God is Great" - my first thought was there is no God but then I thought if he was good why would he create a world where there were these events.

I would pay good money to watch Stephen Fry debate with him

 
Two Gun Bob said:
Consumer rights act 2015 in respect of faulty goods and services as supplied. I.E the Earth. I would imagine the creator had a duty of care to the end user, by ensuring all work was to be carried out with reasonable diligence and skill.

As the deity allegedly rushed his build over a six day period, it could open to interpretation of shoddy workmanship and or cost cutting practises. Nothing short of criminal negligence overlooking planer fractures owing to the billions of years timeframe involved. Prosecution rests:
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@Two Gun Bob at his finest. Brilliant post.
 
bluethrunthru said:
Just watched the news and was they pulled a child out of the rubble there were cries of " God is Great" - my first thought was there is no God but then I thought if he was good why would he create a world where there were these events.

I would pay good money to watch Stephen Fry debate with him

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Two Gun Bob said:
Consumer rights act 2015 in respect of faulty goods and services as supplied. I.E the Earth. I would imagine the creator had a duty of care to the end user, by ensuring all work was to be carried out with reasonable diligence and skill.

As the deity allegedly rushed his build over a six day period, it could open to interpretation of shoddy workmanship and or cost cutting practises. Nothing short of criminal negligence overlooking planer fractures, owing to the billions of years timeframes involved. Prosecution rests:
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Okay i get it.
Beardy floaty man in the clouds who created the heavens and earth is credited with everything good that happens on the planet but only if you pray to him.
****but only if you pick the correct god - which all depends where your born****
Anything bad that happens is down to nature & Lucifer which god doesn’t see or ignores.

It takes no more than 10 seconds to poke your head out of the clouds and announce yourself as god and to follow him which would end all wars and let us live in peace but no……jehovah is still on series 2 of Peaky Blinders.

I’m not even going to bring up the male g spot being up the arse (the sick bastard)
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
Okay i get it.
Beardy floaty man in the clouds who created the heavens and earth is credited with everything good that happens on the planet but only if you pray to him.
****but only if you pick the correct god - which all depends where your born****
Anything bad that happens is down to nature & Lucifer which god doesn’t see or ignores.

It takes no more than 10 seconds to poke your head out of the clouds and announce yourself as god and to follow him which would end all wars and let us live in peace but no……jehovah is still on series 2 of Peaky Blinders.

I’m not even going to bring up the male g spot being up the arse (the sick bastard)
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Heathen..
 
Two Gun Bob said:
Caucation otherwise they wouldnt have got Robert Powell and Ted Neely to play him. Or william deofoe and max von sindo. The greatest story ever told.
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urban genie said:
they all played jesus not god
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Were there many Caucasians knocking about in the middle east a couple of thousand years ago?
In the best film set in that time, the lead character Brian was Caucasian as were many of his followers. But he was a very naughty boy.
 
We have a couple of JWs working at our place and have had quite a few since and you will never meet such a nicer group of people, hard workers, high standards, morals and work ethics, not only looking after themselves but others as well. Great people and a laugh to be around, although a young woman we had working a few years ago tried to convert me.....lasted about 10 seconds.
We do mind our language purely out of respect and any double entendres from yours truly are casually brushed aside. I dont do religion in any way but these guys seem to have it sorted. They do have some strange, to me anyway, believes that I cant quite get my head around but each to their own.
 
urban genie said:
they all played jesus not god
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In catholic theology, jesus is god as in the form of the holy trinity. God the Father, god the son and god the holy spirit, so three distinct entities sharing one indivisable esence with each being our one true god.

See also the apostles creed and nissans creed as the profesion of faith which I had to learn from back to front as a trainee alter boy. Anyways jesus is actually god but in in human format and was sent down to save humanity. He was sacrificed for the sins of humankind allowing them to be reunited with God after death. Jesus is the incarnation of God on Earth.

Copied this extract from the intraweb for ease of explanation.
Catholicism teaches that the Son was present at the creation of the universe, but wasn’t in his human form at this stage. The belief is that God chose to reveal himself as a human being in order to spread his teaching, to show how life should be lived, and to represent humanity for their salvation.

And last but not least the holy spirit, who's aim is to privide spiritual guidance down here on mother earth, but you probably knew this already with you being a genie:

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Two Gun Bob said:
In catholic theology, jesus is god as in the form of the holy trinity. God the Father, god the son and god the holy spirit, so three distinct entities sharing one indivisable esence with each being our one true god.

See also the apostles creed and nissans creed as the profesion of faith which I had to learn from back to front as a trainee alter boy. Anyways jesus is actually god but in in human format and was sent down to save humanity. He was sacrificed for the sins of humankind allowing them to be reunited with God after death. Jesus is the incarnation of God on Earth.

Copied this extract from the intraweb for ease of explanation.
Catholicism teaches that the Son was present at the creation of the universe, but wasn’t in his human form at this stage. The belief is that God chose to reveal himself as a human being in order to spread his teaching, to show how life should be lived, and to represent humanity for their salvation.

And last but not least our holy spirit who's aim is to privide guidance and asistance on a spiritual level on mother earth, but you probably knew this already with you being a genie:

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All this sort of stuff was supposedly decided at the Council of Nicea in AD327 but it wasn't fully accepted and it rumbled on for centuries, leading to the Great Schism and the break up of the Christian Church, Western Europe becoming Catholic, the East becoming Orthodox. One pope excommunication the other pope, the other retaliated with an excommunication of his own. Western Europe went one way and Eastern Europe went the other, never to be reunited. The results of this we see today.
 
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