Religion

[carlosthejackal]

It’s a fucking good money maker for a select few.

 

[East Level 2]

It’s a fucking good money maker for a select few.

Praise the lord!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

We have a couple of JWs working at our place and have had quite a few since and you will never meet such a nicer group of people, hard workers, high standards, morals and work ethics, not only looking after themselves but others as well. Great people and a laugh to be around, although a young woman we had working a few years ago tried to convert me.....lasted about 10 seconds.
We do mind our language purely out of respect and any double entendres from yours truly are casually brushed aside. I dont do religion in any way but these guys seem to have it sorted. They do have some strange, to me anyway, believes that I cant quite get my head around but each to their own.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

they all played jesus not god

In catholic theology, jesus is god as in the form of the holy trinity. God the Father, god the son and god the holy spirit, so three distinct entities sharing one indivisable esence with each being our one true god.

See also the apostles creed and nissans creed as the profesion of faith which I had to learn from back to front as a trainee alter boy. Anyways jesus is actually god but in in human format and was sent down to save humanity. He was sacrificed for the sins of humankind allowing them to be reunited with God after death. Jesus is the incarnation of God on Earth.

Copied this extract from the intraweb for ease of explanation.
Catholicism teaches that the Son was present at the creation of the universe, but wasn’t in his human form at this stage. The belief is that God chose to reveal himself as a human being in order to spread his teaching, to show how life should be lived, and to represent humanity for their salvation.

And last but not least the holy spirit, who's aim is to privide spiritual guidance down here on mother earth, but you probably knew this already with you being a genie:

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

In catholic theology, jesus is god as in the form of the holy trinity. God the Father, god the son and god the holy spirit, so three distinct entities sharing one indivisable esence with each being our one true god.

See also the apostles creed and nissans creed as the profesion of faith which I had to learn from back to front as a trainee alter boy. Anyways jesus is actually god but in in human format and was sent down to save humanity. He was sacrificed for the sins of humankind allowing them to be reunited with God after death. Jesus is the incarnation of God on Earth.

Copied this extract from the intraweb for ease of explanation.
Catholicism teaches that the Son was present at the creation of the universe, but wasn’t in his human form at this stage. The belief is that God chose to reveal himself as a human being in order to spread his teaching, to show how life should be lived, and to represent humanity for their salvation.

And last but not least our holy spirit who's aim is to privide guidance and asistance on a spiritual level on mother earth, but you probably knew this already with you being a genie:

All this sort of stuff was supposedly decided at the Council of Nicea in AD327 but it wasn't fully accepted and it rumbled on for centuries, leading to the Great Schism and the break up of the Christian Church, Western Europe becoming Catholic, the East becoming Orthodox. One pope excommunication the other pope, the other retaliated with an excommunication of his own. Western Europe went one way and Eastern Europe went the other, never to be reunited. The results of this we see today.

 

[mexico1970]

Get rid of religion from public life and remove all those people from positions of authority that use it to gain a larger voice than anyone else.

Four Wakefield pupils suspended after Quran damaged at school

A head teacher says there was "no malicious intent" as the holy book's cover was torn.

www.bbc.com

 

[aguero93:20]

I wonder what colour skin god has ?

Blue.

 

[aguero93:20]

Surely you would be asking him why did he cause this earthquake and kill over 20,000 of his followers?

It was the loss to spurs that set him off apparently, that and he'd been on the whiskey again.

 

[aguero93:20]

I’m not even going to bring up the male g spot being up the arse (the sick bastard)

Always bring this up in any debate with the overly religious about gay people. If God has a problem with the fudge packers, he wouldn't have put our g-spot up our arses would he?

 

[tonea2003]

Tickled me when i heard this on the wireless. People discussing whether a fictitious entity is a bloke or a bird.

Couldnt make it up.

Oh hang on … yeah you can

took the words right out of my mouth mate
you really can't make this shit up its hilarious