Romance

[TangerineSteve17]

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

We have a winner x

If he's offering snatch his hand off

If i don't someone else will.

 

[Ammy]

Bluemoon must be the 1st place where a guy calls a girl a bellend..... wtf

It's ok, we are mates.
I will slap him around the face next time I see him.
He know this.

Mates? Don't get carried away love. I'd stretch it to 'associates' but nothing more.

'love'?? 'associate'..??
You are going to shit yourself next time to see me...!!

 

[bobmcfc]

We have a winner x

If he's offering snatch his hand off

no mention of chips and gravy thought bob...

Next friggin person to mention chips and gravy !!!

Gets dead lol

 

[Rascal]

Bluemoon must be the 1st place where a guy calls a girl a bellend..... wtf

It's ok, we are mates.
I will slap him around the face next time I see him.
He know this.

Hahahahahahaha

brilliant

You slapper you

 

[Ste1969]

Do surprise weekends away at a spa retreat for her and a mate of her choice count, flying her family over on a surprise trip to the uk. Sorry i let the thread down guys, but my other half is lush and delivering our 1st child very soon.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Uncle Rammy, would you describe our relationship as "romantic"?

I hope you feel that way son, I really do. I try and make it nice for you.

It feels nice at the time, but afterwards I feel dirty.

I've told you not to feel like that, our time together is special. I'll bring you a present next time to make you feel better.

 

[bobmcfc]

I hope you feel that way son, I really do. I try and make it nice for you.

It feels nice at the time, but afterwards I feel dirty.

I've told you not to feel like that, our time together is special. I'll bring you a present next time to make you feel better.

Will that present be a tube of lube ?

 

[papillon]

It's ok, we are mates.
I will slap him around the face next time I see him.
He know this.

Mates? Don't get carried away love. I'd stretch it to 'associates' but nothing more.

'love'?? 'associate'..??
You are going to shit yourself next time to see me...!!

Haha!! I know. Regretting it already. I've got my big boy pants on at the moment as you are a) not in the vicinity and b) I'm still struggling with the stopping smoking 'grumps which makes me say argumentative stuff irrespective of the consequences you fucktard (shit. gone and done it again!)

 

[Ste1969]

Bluemoon must be the 1st place where a guy calls a girl a bellend..... wtf

It's ok, we are mates.
I will slap him around the face next time I see him.
He know this.

Hahahahahahaha

brilliant

You slapper you

lol make sure he pays bigtime.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

We have a winner x

If he's offering snatch his hand off

Oi you, cheeky.