Romance

[papillon]

Not if I tried it with you ya bellend!! I was thinking for another beautiful lady in my life. Romance with you is a pint of Peroni and a halloumi wrap - job done.

No. It's. Not.

Haha, no way did he just call you a bellend ? Not exactly romantic ;)

Ok. Granted it wasn't the most romantic thing ever written.

 

[Rammy Blue]

No. It's. Not.

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

Uncle Rammy, would you describe our relationship as "romantic"?

I hope you feel that way son, I really do. I try and make it nice for you.

 

[Ammy]

Not if I tried it with you ya bellend!! I was thinking for another beautiful lady in my life. Romance with you is a pint of Peroni and a halloumi wrap - job done.

No. It's. Not.

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

We have a winner x

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

Uncle Rammy, would you describe our relationship as "romantic"?

I hope you feel that way son, I really do. I try and make it nice for you.

It feels nice at the time, but afterwards I feel dirty.

 

[Ammy]

Bluemoon must be the 1st place where a guy calls a girl a bellend..... wtf

It's ok, we are mates.
I will slap him around the face next time I see him.
He know this.

 

[bobmcfc]

No. It's. Not.

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

We have a winner x

If he's offering snatch his hand off

 

[another generation]

No. It's. Not.

Whisked away for a couple of hours dogging in the forest, followed by a bag of chips and a pint of Carling?

We have a winner x

Fixed.

 

[Ammy]

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

We have a winner x

If he's offering snatch his hand off

I suspect he may be expecting more. But I'll try that first...

 

[papillon]

Bluemoon must be the 1st place where a guy calls a girl a bellend..... wtf

It's ok, we are mates.
I will slap him around the face next time I see him.
He know this.

Mates? Don't get carried away love. I'd stretch it to 'associates' but nothing more.

 

[bluegirl74]

Whisked away for a weekend at a log cabin in the Lakes, candlelit hot tub, bottle of Bollinger?

We have a winner x

If he's offering snatch his hand off

no mention of chips and gravy though bob, or bins...