another generation
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No. The farmers would object. You can't just go trespassing where you like, however much ketchup you've used to disguise yourself.Rascal said:
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Romance
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kaz7
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I'm watching coldplay on BBC 3 and i feel a strange sensation,is that romance?
johnny on the spot
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karen7 said:I'm watching coldplay on BBC 3 and i feel a strange sensation,is that romance?
No, it's revulsion.
Ducado
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Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(
another generation said:No. The farmers would object. You can't just go trespassing where you like, however much ketchup you've used to disguise yourself.Rascal said:Are you suggesting we smother each in ketchup and run* free naked across the fields of the peak district?another generation said:Don't do cooking, Rasc. We might have some ketchup, though.
*cant run but will walk
You don't do cooking ? Fuck that! I went for a trophy wife and it just means she sits in one place all day and never moves.
If there was ever to be another mrs stony, I'd go for one who can cook and fettle.
Ducado said:Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(
It's called being nice isn't it
Ducado said:Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(
You can never win mate. I just buy mine a craft magazine once a month and she thinks I'm the dogs bollocks.
Old, wrinkly and bald.
kaz7
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johnny on the spot said:karen7 said:I'm watching coldplay on BBC 3 and i feel a strange sensation,is that romance?
No, it's revulsion.
Not where i'm feeling it
;)
johnny on the spot said:Well, if there's one thing I seem to be extremely proficient at, it's making women cry and throw things about. Not proud, just an observation.
Oh no, I'm sure you're not that good at it.
You seem nice :-)
karen7 said:johnny on the spot said:karen7 said:I'm watching coldplay on BBC 3 and i feel a strange sensation,is that romance?
No, it's revulsion.
Not where i'm feeling it
;)
If you touch yourself with your gammy hand(the one with no feeling) and close your eyes. It will feel like someone else is doing it.