Romance

[andyhinch]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise

Enjoy yourself mate, it's a great city.

 

[stony]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise

Pah, I once got my mrs an ironing board cover and a dustpan and brush for her birthday.

 

[bgblue]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise

Pah, I once got my mrs an ironing board cover and a dustpan and brush for her birthday.

I'm obviously not as romantic as you :-)
Any ideas on where to get pissed then Andy?

 

[andyhinch]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise

Pah, I once got my mrs an ironing board cover and a dustpan and brush for her birthday.

I once bought my ex a slender tone for Christmas, it didn't go down well:)

 

[bgblue]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise

Pah, I once got my mrs an ironing board cover and a dustpan and brush for her birthday.

I once bought my ex a slender tone for Christmas, it didn't go down well:)

The ex? Or the slendertone?

 

[mcmanus]

Not romance but saw my first ever girlfriend yet again at a wedding recently. Giddy like a fucking scouser in church when she turned round and grinned at the fella behind me.

I bought her a full pint.

 

[andyhinch]

Pah, I once got my mrs an ironing board cover and a dustpan and brush for her birthday.

I once bought my ex a slender tone for Christmas, it didn't go down well:)

The ex? Or the slendertone?

Both, you'll have no problems on the getting pissed front

 

[bgblue]

Thinking of starting early doors in the airport, and mindless by the time we arrive at teatime at some German hotel?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Flying a kite together on Robin Hoods Bay beach on a wet and windy October afternoon. Never felt so in love in my life.

 

[stony]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise

Pah, I once got my mrs an ironing board cover and a dustpan and brush for her birthday.

I'm obviously not as romantic as you :-)
Any ideas on where to get pissed then Andy?

I got them as a joke for her 40th. I'd also arranged a surprise party and got her a nice gold necklace.
When I was wrapping her pressies at the in-laws, her mum commented that she needed a dustpan and brush, so I gave her the one I'd bought for the mrs.
It tells you everything you need to know about women, because my mrs never mentions the nice necklace or the surprise party I arranged for her, but she still goes on about "her birthday present" that I gave away.