Romance

[kaz7]

No, it's revulsion.

Not where i'm feeling it
;)

If you touch yourself with your gammy hand(the one with no feeling) and close your eyes. It will feel like someone else is doing it.

As if i hadn't tried that already lol

 

[stony]

Not where i'm feeling it
;)

If you touch yourself with your gammy hand(the one with no feeling) and close your eyes. It will feel like someone else is doing it.

As if i hadn't tried that already lol

Hahaha, Karen you are fucking shameless. You're turning into bbb.

 

[Ducado]

Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(

It's called being nice isn't it

I am trying, I even went to Tesco with her today what more could a woman want?

Which craft mag Stony?

 

[Rascal]

Don't do cooking, Rasc. We might have some ketchup, though.

Are you suggesting we smother each in ketchup and run* free naked across the fields of the peak district?

*cant run but will walk

No. The farmers would object. You can't just go trespassing where you like, however much ketchup you've used to disguise yourself.

What about Mustard then and onions

in Platt fields in the rain

 

[another generation]

Are you suggesting we smother each in ketchup and run* free naked across the fields of the peak district?
*cant run but will walk

No. The farmers would object. You can't just go trespassing where you like, however much ketchup you've used to disguise yourself.

What about Mustard then and onions
in Platt fields in the rain

Too romantic for my liking. Soz.

 

[andyhinch]

Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(

So what have you been up to?

 

[stony]

Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(

It's called being nice isn't it

I am trying, I even went to Tesco with her today what more could a woman want?

Which craft mag Stony?

Whichever has the best free gift. Although tbh, I'm sick of the fucking stuff. When we closed the shop she promised to sell the stock on e-bay, but she's just hoarding it. Every fucking drawer and cupboard is full of twatting card making supplies.

 

[Ducado]

Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(

So what have you been up to?

Nothing

 

[andyhinch]

Got my Mrs some fllowers the other day, took her for a Romanic Meal last night, just booked (and paid for a luxury holiday in Mexico in July) now she thinks I am up to something :-(

So what have you been up to?

Nothing

No smoke without fire, at least I know why I'm in the dog house.

 

[bgblue]

I bought my wife a Henry Hoover, so ammy, you know I'm a hopeless romantic anyway. So tomorrow, I'm taking her to the airport on her birthday and flying to Berlin for 4 days as a suprise