Romance

[mcmanus]

Once didn't fuck off first thing in the morning because I was fucking starving.

 

[yeseye]

Shagged a brass up the arse once and then pissed in her mouth the little dirtbag!

 

[Ammy]

This is not going as planned
*joins Kaz watching the footy*

 

[bobmcfc]

I think I might watch Casablanca

 

[johnny on the spot]

This is why we never get any sex with women.

 

[morleyswife]

Nothing gets me in the mood more than a women in suspenders. Even if she is not blessed

 

[wayne71]

Shagged a brass up the arse once and then pissed in her mouth the little dirtbag!

Winner.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not my strongest point.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Fucked the missus in the bath cos she was on the rag and it saved her cleaning the bed linen.

Just like a Lionel Richie song

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

This is why we never get any sex with women.

Correction, this why you don't get any sex with women (: