Romance

[kaz7]

Fucked the missus in the bath cos she was on the rag and it saved her cleaning the bed linen.

Just like a Lionel Richie song

You are such a catch drone lol

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The Mrs, on occasion, has tried to explain the meaning of this word romance but usually gives up when the eyes glaze over.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I got a BJ next to a lit candle once, that was quite romantic.
Oh, I covered the bed in rose petals but they stained the sheet and I got a bollocking.

Sounds like a scouser to me!! Were you thinking of Stevie me at the time?

 

[TangerineSteve17]

We don't do it. We've got too many issues to actually show each other we love one another.

 

[TommoCTID]

Took her to B+M and told her she can buy all her toileteries and woman stuff on me, then treated her to a wicked zinger meal from KFC.

 

[andyhinch]

I took my missis on a surprise trip to Venice once and got a gondola to the hotel and a bottle of chilled champagne waiting for us in the room.

 

[Ammy]

I took my missis on a surprise trip to Venice once and got a gondola to the hotel and a bottle of chilled champagne waiting for us in the room.

That's more like it! What a lovely thing to do :-)

 

[cityboy5]

I've just watched a soppy film and am feeling all gooey. Talk to me about romance.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done, or experienced...?

what film was it ?

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

I've just watched a soppy film and am feeling all gooey. Talk to me about romance.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done, or experienced...?

what film was it ?

Debbie does Dallas

 

[andyhinch]

I took my missis on a surprise trip to Venice once and got a gondola to the hotel and a bottle of chilled champagne waiting for us in the room.

That's more like it! What a lovely thing to do :-)

It didn't stop me running off with my PA and divorcing her:)