Ronaldo...

[Gus Fring]

Dortmund? Him signing for them would be more anti-thesis to the way that club is run than it would be if he was to sign for City.

Apparently they have held talks (to what level I don’t know) I thought exactly the same but then again it’s a huge money maker and for a season only if the wage is sensible who knows.

 

[horlock_was_super]

It's no fucking vimto though is it?!?!

Vimpto

 

[Dribble]

Apparently they have held talks (to what level I don’t know) I thought exactly the same but then again it’s a huge money maker and for a season only if the wage is sensible who knows.

Dortmund have just issued a statement denying any interest in Ronaldo. It seemed a bit odd because as far as I'm aware BVB don't pay the sort of wages Ronaldo would want... \0/

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I'd rather be hobbled by Annie Wilkes then her ride me to death whilst cheesegrating my balls than watch that ladyboy rag bastard play for us.

 

[burning blue soul]

They're into the kinkiest sort of stuff, though, to be fair.

True, but the disharmony everywhere else is not worth the fun to be had with the cock leash :/

 

[Dobsy]

Dortmund have just issued a statement denying any interest in Ronaldo. It seemed a bit odd because as far as I'm aware BVB don't pay the sort of wages Ronaldo would want... \0/

Mendes trying to provoke Bayern into an offer the same way he provoked United by speaking to us.

Bayern won't make the same mistake.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

That's quite a slur on Ribena mate. I'd be watching out for a letter from their Lawyers!
I used to quite like Ribena. Never, ever, for a single moment of my life can I say the same thing about the winking, wanker who now resides at the bottom of the swamp

Vimpto

The king of drinks

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Hot vimpto cures most ailments

 

[jimharri]

I'd imagine that, if we put in a bid for him, he'd jump at the chance to join us.

And if he did, that'd be me going back to supporting Chelsea.

 

[Sir peace frog]

are people really suggesting city should go after ronaldo, he is for himself, doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything else in football, its all about him, we have seen what he has done at united he and a few others have destroyed that dressing room, they really don't seem to give a fuck, imo the biggest fuck up in a long line of fuck ups united have made, leave him there on 2 million a month and fuck them.

 

[Sir peace frog]

I'd rather set fire to my arsehole than watch that **** prancing about.

haha, beautifully put

 

[Sir peace frog]

Personifies everything we avoid when it comes to player profiling personality wise. Would rather stick a nail under my big toenail and volley a wall than see him come into the club.

fucking hell, that made my todger go in ,haha

 

[nmc]

United really put us in our place 12 months ago - jumping in with both feet to sign Ronaldo. He only had eyes for them and to show his love he settled for a mere £400k a week…. He’s been a great asset, he’s seen off a couple of managers, disrupted the entire dressing room and turned their preseason into an utter pantomime. Now he wants out and United’s best case scenario is they end up paying him circa £250k to £300k not to play for them…. Until next June - another £10m down the toilet….

 

[yankblue]

I'd rather set fire to my arsehole than watch that **** prancing about.

Link?

 

[MarsLlama]

Sign him, promise him regular starts alongside Haaland, then bench him for thirty-six league games in a row. Bring him on only when we're losing comfortably in the eightieth minute. Release him for free in May.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Sign him, promise him regular starts alongside Haaland, then bench him for thirty-six league games in a row. Bring him on only when we're losing comfortably in the eightieth minute. Release him for free in May.

… all the while, making him wear the coveted number 37 shirt.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Link?

They'd both be painful.

 

[Irlam Haaland]

I would rather have my eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with hot toffee apples than see Ronaldo ever playing for this club.

 

[jamesha]

Hopefully he will have a worldie in his next game.

 

[Sheikh rattle and roll]

If it was me I would go for him offer him 50k per week more than he is on offer Utd 15 million for him drag the deal out right to the last few hours of the window then apologise profusely and leave him stuck at Utd