Rooney as TV pundit at Qatar?

[crazyg]

Self loathing isn’t nice.. :-)

Self abusing, however,......

 

[Vienna_70]

Brian Clough or Malcolm Allison he ain’t!

 

[N1985]

I wouldn't watch ITVs or BBCs coverage of fucking anything.

It's 4 months away. More than enough time to get yourself other means of watching it for less than the price of a pint a month.

Plus you get to carry on watching everything after this whole fucking winter charade is over.

People will happily sit there though just so they have something to moan about.

Fucking fat, drink driving scum, Scouse twat. Probably opposite that alky, carrier ending, nasty **** Keane.

No thanks.

 

[fitzy blue]

I see one paper (was it the Sun?) has revealed that the BBC and ITV are involved in a "tug-of-war" over the services of our Wayne as a pundit offering his analysis of the upcoming World Cup tournament.

I can't wait to hear his thoughtful, clearly articulated insight into the finer points of the beautiful game, not to mention his expert knowledge of successful football management.

He's probably wondering why they want him when he can't even play the guitar.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He’s found out the old ladies in conservative Muslim countries aren’t allowed to fight back.

 

[jrb]

Is there any prostitution in Qatar?

If not, Dubai is only a short flight away where it's rife.

 

[deegee33]

Speaking of Phil Neville, on 18 September at 5:00 EST Wayne Rooney's DC United takes on Phil Neville's Inter Miami FC to see which washed up English dickhead wins the title of Englishman who steals most $$$ as a football manager. I personally will give it a pass.

Only looking fat is far better than being fat mate.

My mirrors have all been replaced with pics of phil neville.

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[jrb]

Imagine

Neville, Rooney, Ferdinand, Scholes and Owen all in the same studio. And Ryan Briggs popping in in-between court hearings.

Oh what wonderful (United) TV football pundits we have.

 

[Barcon]

Speaking of Phil Neville, on 18 September at 5:00 EST Wayne Rooney's DC United takes on Phil Neville's Inter Miami FC to see which washed up English dickhead wins the title of Englishman who steals most $$$ as a football manager. I personally will give it a pass.

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Excellent. The day before my birthday so they can fuck right off, the pair o cunts.
Hopefully a tornado tears both of their arseholes out live on t.v as a birthday gift.

 

[deegee33]

Excellent. The day before my birthday so they can fuck right off, the pair o cunts.
Hopefully a tornado tears both of their arseholes out live on t.v as a birthday gift.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, lad. The match is in Miami, so much greater chance of a hurricane than a tornado, but either way will work for me.