Rooney transfer speculation in here please

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Re: Rooney

a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman.

At risk of sounding like old man steptoe .... I'd give her one

In the words of Mrs. Merton, I wonder what attracted her to the multi millionare Wayne Rooney..hmm

Met at school apparently. Mind, you must wonder why she stuck with him after grannygate an all that... perhaps he's a nice bloke after all?

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Re: Rooney

Well, I beg to differ, look at Jesus, signed solely as a poster boy, Fernandinho,= hunky, Aguero, pretty as fuck, Joe Hart?- nobody asked Shrek to advertise Head and Shoulders, Spanish Dave, the ladies of Bluemoon drool inducer, I could go on.
And just who have we binned? Tevez? face like a blistered piss pot, Mad Mario? gifted but hardly Matinee idol material.
No, our club has standards that must be upheld and only the most handsome will be selected above all other considerations, and I'm sure that Cheeky and his mate have this as their first rule of thumb.
So basically, no ugly twats allowed.

we have the bulbous headed belgium in vinny,not to mention mr lescott.
and lol at blistered piss pot,hahhahahahaha

My missus thinks Gaz Baz is a looker.

Mine too Oakie lad!! She's originally from the Black Country though so her routes are well and truly in the Midlands :-)

 

[TueartsOHK]

Re: Rooney

Mine too Oakie lad!! She's originally from the Black Country though so her routes are well and truly in the Midlands :-)

He's from darn saarf isn't he - Sussex? Unless you mean she supports Villa and can't let go of the past :-)

 

[BobbyLazarus]

Re: Rooney

I never believe newspaper rumours about players' lifestyles.

I'd prefer to look at on the pitch evidence. Rooney's lackluster performance at Euro 2012 and in periods for the scum - lots of huffing, puffing and blowing with an apparent loss of touch - look to me exactly like a footballer who spends a great deal of time pissed up.

To be avoided. Unless something changes, it is all downhill from here for him.

 

[jeff the alien]

Re: Rooney

I never believe newspaper rumours about players' lifestyles.

I'd prefer to look at on the pitch evidence. Rooney's lackluster performance at Euro 2012 and in periods for the scum - lots of huffing, puffing and blowing with an apparent loss of touch - look to me exactly like a footballer who spends a great deal of time pissed up.

To be avoided. Unless something changes, it is all downhill from here for him.

I was talking to a guy who was at the Belfry golf course year before last, midweek.
Rooney appeared with a few mates and a driver and went round the course on a buggy getting rat arsed. Ended up sh£tfaced so his driver had to drive him home .... Played on the Saturday and was clearly out of condition ... Was "rested" shortly after ...smoking too.

Nothing wrong with that if you are with a few mates???

There is if you are a pro footballer.!!!! And prone to being "chunky".

 

[oakiecokie]

Re: Rooney

we have the bulbous headed belgium in vinny,not to mention mr lescott.
and lol at blistered piss pot,hahhahahahaha

My missus thinks Gaz Baz is a looker.

Mine too Oakie lad!! She's originally from the Black Country though so her routes are well and truly in the Midlands :-)

I know Dudley fairly well and surrounding areas,especially Coseley, as I stay at a mates house 2-3 times a year so we frequent the local hosteiries. Our eldest daughter has recently move from Cheltenham to Oldbury.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Rooney

a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman.

At risk of sounding like old man steptoe .... I'd give her one

[bigimg]http://i2.listal.com/image/3599930/600full-coleen-rooney.jpg[/bigimg]

What after he's emptied his load in/on her?

 

[Troubadour]

Re: Rooney

we have the bulbous headed belgium in vinny,not to mention mr lescott.
and lol at blistered piss pot,hahhahahahaha

My missus thinks Gaz Baz is a looker.

Mine too Oakie lad!! She's originally from the Black Country though so her routes are well and truly in the Midlands :-)

My missus fancies Garcia!

 

[stony]

Re: Rooney

At risk of sounding like old man steptoe .... I'd give her one

In the words of Mrs. Merton, I wonder what attracted her to the multi millionare Wayne Rooney..hmm

Met at school apparently. Mind, you must wonder why she stuck with him after grannygate an all that... perhaps he's a nice bloke after all?

Don't be fooled by the hype. She did meet him at school but she only came on the scene when he signed his pro contract at Everton. Up until then Rooney had another girlfriend. Colleen is just a glorified whore. She earns it though, going with that fucking monstrosity.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Re: Rooney

a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman.

At risk of sounding like old man steptoe .... I'd give her one

What after he's emptied his load in/on her?

Hey, I would try not to think about that and concentrate on the task in hand.

In the words of Mrs. Merton, I wonder what attracted her to the multi millionare Wayne Rooney..hmm

Met at school apparently. Mind, you must wonder why she stuck with him after grannygate an all that... perhaps he's a nice bloke after all?

Don't be fooled by the hype. She did meet him at school but she only came on the scene when he signed his pro contract at Everton. Up until then Rooney had another girlfriend. Colleen is just a glorified whore. She earns it though, going with that fucking monstrosity.

Never knew that Stony .... The dirty fu**king skank.