Rows over nothing

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Mrs 2sheikhs didn't speak to me for 2 days because she had a DREAM that I'd cheated on her. Apparently, it was a sign.

Same happened to my dad!

Mrs 2sheiks dreamt about your Dad cheating?

...or maybe his dad had a dream about 2sheikhs cheating on Mrs 2sheikhs?
Is dreaming about shagging someone else a thought crime?
I fucking hope not.

 

[york away to this!]

mrs Away! and I once had a row in the early stages of our relationship because she wanted me to put "in a relationship" on my facebook account... (she was in her late 30's at the time FFS!)

we also had an interesting discussion about how many kisses one should put on the end of a text to one's girlfriend! xxx

 

[2sheikhs]

Me and my boyfriend had a huge argument over the ps3.
We didnt speak all night :) (reason im smiling is i had a few hours of peace)
Or we argue over me watching city (he hates football)
Xx

That's why I let mrs 2sheikhs stomp around the house with a face like a smacked arse for 2 days. Apart from the odd door slamming, a bit of huffing and puffing and the occasional icy glare, it was really peaceful.<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:28 pm --<br /><br />

Same happened to my dad!

Mrs 2sheiks dreamt about your Dad cheating?

...or maybe his dad had a dream about 2sheikhs cheating on Mrs 2sheikhs?
Is dreaming about shagging someone else a thought crime?
I fucking hope not.

Hey, what the fuck's going on? Has CITD's dad been shagging my mrs?

 

[daveduke67]

I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

 

[york away to this!]

I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

did your relationship crumble after that?

 

[Mike D]

Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?

Are you sure your Mrs isn't really a Mr because this sounds like someting SWP's Back would have a shit fit over.

 

[MATCITY]

I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

What biscuits were they?

 

[york away to this!]

I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

What biscuits were they?

there was a californian punk drummer called Chuck Biscuits...

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

did your relationship crumble after that?

They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.

 

[The Flash]

It clearly isn't working between you.
My advice is to leave her.
Or Smash her back doors in.
Give in now, and she'll walk all over you, so grow a pair.
Pack a suitcase, and I'll be in the van at the Bamford when the Aquinas girls come out.

Smash. Like it.
I'm 5 minutes from the Bamford as we speak.
Let me know when you're there. I wasn't expecting a mid-week jaunt so haven't brought my stuff. Can you brink your spare rape-kit?

Never leave home without it.
I can never remember what the fuck caused a row with Mrs Fetlocks once it kicks off - God knows I'm an even-tempered bloke who likes a quiet life.
Angry sex is always a good outcome, though.
Maybe we should try it with each other some time.

I'm up for that mate. How angry is angry though? Do we need to choose a safe word?