Rows over nothing

[Bill]

Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?

my wife is incredible. everything about her is top notch, she's stunning, fit, brilliant around the house and can cook as good as any posh chef. she is of course a match going blue, home and away.i'd be lost without her and i count my blessings that she agreed to be my wife all those years ago.
she is however a right **** every now and again.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I'm all set for a beauty later once she finds a full beehive in the garden.

If she starts just keep on saying 'oh just beehive will you?'

I played the bastard card and told her on the phone while she was in a packed staff room.

 

[CTID1988]

Same happened to my dad!

Mrs 2sheiks dreamt about your Dad cheating?

...or maybe his dad had a dream about 2sheikhs cheating on Mrs 2sheikhs?
Is dreaming about shagging someone else a thought crime?
I fucking hope not.

Its getting a bit like Inception this!<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:23 pm --<br /><br />

Me and my boyfriend had a huge argument over the ps3.
We didnt speak all night :) (reason im smiling is i had a few hours of peace)
Or we argue over me watching city (he hates football)
Xx

That's why I let mrs 2sheikhs stomp around the house with a face like a smacked arse for 2 days. Apart from the odd door slamming, a bit of huffing and puffing and the occasional icy glare, it was really peaceful.

-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:28 pm --

Mrs 2sheiks dreamt about your Dad cheating?

...or maybe his dad had a dream about 2sheikhs cheating on Mrs 2sheikhs?
Is dreaming about shagging someone else a thought crime?
I fucking hope not.

Hey, what the fuck's going on? Has CITD's dad been shagging my mrs?

Didnt want you to find out this way, im sorry

 

[2sheikhs]

Mrs 2sheiks dreamt about your Dad cheating?

...or maybe his dad had a dream about 2sheikhs cheating on Mrs 2sheikhs?
Is dreaming about shagging someone else a thought crime?
I fucking hope not.

Its getting a bit like Inception this!

-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:23 pm --

Me and my boyfriend had a huge argument over the ps3.
We didnt speak all night :) (reason im smiling is i had a few hours of peace)
Or we argue over me watching city (he hates football)
Xx

That's why I let mrs 2sheikhs stomp around the house with a face like a smacked arse for 2 days. Apart from the odd door slamming, a bit of huffing and puffing and the occasional icy glare, it was really peaceful.

-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:28 pm --

...or maybe his dad had a dream about 2sheikhs cheating on Mrs 2sheikhs?
Is dreaming about shagging someone else a thought crime?
I fucking hope not.

Hey, what the fuck's going on? Has CITD's dad been shagging my mrs?

Didnt want you to find out this way, im sorry

It's ok, just tell him to ask her can she get some bread and milk on her way home.

 

[rushts]

Been seeing my missus for seven months now and it's been rosier than the White House garden.

Then last night we had a proper barney over a fucking apostrophe! She'd written it on a calender and I said it was grammatically incorrect (mainly to wind her up). Next thing I know doors are being slammed and I'm totally perplexed.

Was all sorted out but was wondering...what's the daftest thing you've rowed about with a loved one?

Beefburgers.

 

[toby]

I'm all set for a beauty later once she finds a full beehive in the garden.

How exciting I would love a beehive there was a course in wilmslow I fancied going on for beekeeping

 

[2sheikhs]

I'm all set for a beauty later once she finds a full beehive in the garden.

How exciting I would love a beehive there was a course in wilmslow I fancied going on for beekeeping

Don't get your hopes too high Toby, I've seen the bloke who runs the course,













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[johnny on the spot]

I'm all set for a beauty later once she finds a full beehive in the garden.

How exciting I would love a beehive there was a course in wilmslow I fancied going on for beekeeping

I did a course last summer and am doing my advanced course over the next few months. My advice is give it a go.

We're moving 6 big hives tomorrow (250,000 of the little darlings) from a college to a new site at our community garden. One hive is coming to our house today for a few weeks and Mrs Jots is terrified. They're beautiful animals, intelligent, fascinating and weirdly human. And honey is great, of course.

 

[kp789]

If I can find one who will put up with me, ill let you know.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

With an ex one came about after a "look" it went something like this

Her - What was that look you just gave me
Me- What look
Her- That look you gave me just then
Me- I dunno just looked at you
Her- But why did you look like that
Me- I didn't look like anything I just looked
Her- You did you looked like that
Me- Like what, I don't know what you're on about
Her- Scream, shout,threw the paper at me, slam door, I fucking hate you

I did the check the room in hope that someone was there to witness what just happened with a what the fuck look on my face and went home sharpish.

Next day she phoned and asked if I was going to say sorry.

I did have a warning a few weeks before that she was a little what you could call a bit touchy. She made me a lasagna at hers and drove round to my house so we could have it for lunch as I had to stay in for a delivery, the delivery came early and my mate called and asked if I wanted to nip into town,simply forgetting she was coming I went.
I got back home and the Lasagna was all over the floor from the front door to the kitchen door which is about 15 ft, quite impressive lasagna flicking I thought.

Is there any man on here who would if the same happened flick a lasagna through a letterbox just to make a point, it still baffles me to this day.