Rows over nothing

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
york away to this! said:
daveduke67 said:
I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

did your relationship crumble after that?

They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.

He shouldn't have been so Nice.
 
BWTAC said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
york away to this! said:
did your relationship crumble after that?

They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.

He shouldn't have been so Nice.
He wasn't. He called her yoyo knickers.
She said he was a jaffa.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
york away to this! said:
daveduke67 said:
I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.

Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.

She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.

It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.

did your relationship crumble after that?

They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.
On bourbon?
 
BWTAC said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
york away to this! said:
did your relationship crumble after that?

They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.

He shouldn't have been so Nice.

He didn't take it well - she caught him down Canal Street with a guy with no hair giving him Oreo sex rimming his Party Ring.
Garibaldi he was called.
 
All women are nuts. Mine can be mad at times last night she got from texts by me, in her head i was short with her or to the point or up to no good. I was just watching the football why didnt you text me and why were they short replies. I even told her before the game I was watching the game crazy.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
BWTAC said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.

He shouldn't have been so Nice.

He didn't take it well - she caught him down Canal Street with a guy with no hair giving him Oreo sex rimming his Party Ring.
Garibaldi he was called.

I heard that a former Olympic ice skater asked him how his relationship was going and he replied "it's still Rocky Robin".
 
Arguing about how to argue properly has been a regular for us over the years, don't think I've ever been allowed to finish a sentence off to get my point across in 25 years
 

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