BWTAC
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:york away to this! said:daveduke67 said:I once had a blazing row with an ex as I'd popped the foil top on the coffee jar. Apparantly I knew she liked doing that and it all kicked off from there.
Towards the end of the argument she grabbed a packet of biscuits which she claimed were hers and said I wasn't going to get to eat any of them. So I took them off her and stamped on them alternating a stamp with a word
stamp - neither - stamp - are - stamp - you - stamp and for good luck an extra stamp.
She then smacked me over the head with the pack of my chosen biscuits. So I hit her over the head with another pack and she finished off with another blow to my head with the last pack.
It was around this point that we burst out laughing and left the dog to clean up the mess.
did your relationship crumble after that?
They tried a Breakaway together, but argued over her Hobnobbing with someone else, and Dave left in a Taxi, and got pissed in a Club.
Sadly he failed to get custardy of the biscuits.
He shouldn't have been so Nice.