Rubbish Sports thread

As a rugby league fan, I compare the differences between rugby league and rugby union to the differences between Pep Guardiola and Sam Allardyce/Tony Pulis.

Pep is rugby league. - playing out from the back, quick attractive football, loads of slick passing, exciting set moves all over the pitch to move defences around, ball-in-play a good amount of time (ball-in-play stats up to 80% with the new rules).

Allardyce/Pulis are rugby union - never play out from the back, hoof it up field whenever you have it near your own line, games stopped for ages with nothing going on apart from a load of people stood around getting cold, turgid attacking structural play, a lack of attacking tactical understanding, grinding out yards through push after push rather than moving the ball and thus defences around, pathetic ball-in-play stats (35%).

But I will still watch union, it’s still quite a good sport to watch, despite its bad points.

Whereas gridiron, on the other hand. Is fucking shit! The ball is in play for an average 11% of the game. What’s the fucking point? And for the 11% of action you get, it’s just a game of obstructions where defenders are stopped from tackling the man with the ball. That’s just pure fucking cheating.

Plus watch the film Concussion with Will Smith; even now years later, the NFL has done nothing to stop the dangerous head first technique in tackling that causes brain damage (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, or CTE), and an abhorrent or, should I say, a total absence, of aftercare for anyone with it.

The world should turn its back on the sport until it does something about it. Instead, British Sky TV has dedicated a whole fucking channel to the sport while sports of our own (like both codes of rugby) don’t even get a channel and even have the weekly magazine shows, chat shows and highlights shows scrapped.
 
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Love watching golf on the box. Last day of a major, I can easily sit through it all, it's fucking brilliant tv, all that pressure on the leaders.
I'm a big motorsports fan, touring cars is great racing usually, it's like bangor racing with money and skill. And for ultimate lunacy, cant beat the TT.
Them boys are nuts, if you ride a bike you'll know they are different level.
Cant watch- tennis, gymfuckingnastics, ski jumping, wwf, anything horsey.
What I am going to watch, and enjoy, is us caning the scouse cunts in a bit.
 
Love watching golf on the box. Last day of a major, I can easily sit through it all, it's fucking brilliant tv, all that pressure on the leaders.
I'm a big motorsports fan, touring cars is great racing usually, it's like bangor racing with money and skill. And for ultimate lunacy, cant beat the TT.
Them boys are nuts, if you ride a bike you'll know they are different level.
Cant watch- tennis, gymfuckingnastics, ski jumping, wwf, anything horsey.
What I am going to watch, and enjoy, is us caning the scouse cunts in a bit.
 
Nutters of the highest order, absolutely mesmerising to watch. I dont know how or why they do it......
crazy footage for sure. I used to go to the Manx GP in the early 80's with a MCC I was in, one morning a couple of us got up early and did the course with regular traffic and respecting town speed limits but we were hauling the mail everywhere else with reaching 120mph plus in places. It took us 34 minutes, to do it in under 18 is almost incomprehensible
 
Over the years I have been open minded about watching sport and will mainly watch anything and give it a go. Some sports I've warmed to even more and now follow regularly.

The sports which I still can't get in to..

Golf
Women's football ( no beef with the female version, just feel it's been pushed too much but standard isn't there yet to warrant such coverage and attention).
Rugby League
 
American football , all that padding to look big lol it's a soft boys version of rugby league

Baseball wear gloves to catch a little ball another soft boys version of rounders

Nashcar round and round and round and round

Basketball =running netball

Golf just golf I mean what's the point.

Bowles = marbles

WWF = more bent than football !

Running
WWF isn't bent its pre-planned and just a work of fiction.
 

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