blue81 said:Let me just tell you- I'm living next door to a pair of absolute nut jobs- come back butch noisy lezza's all is forgiven!!
She's threw a load of hedge clippings into my yard while I was outside on the phone and shouted "fuckin' film that" (do not currently have CCTV trained on the back but just ordered another online!). I've left them their as evidence.
blue81 said:Mark - TheBlue said:blue81 said:Let me just tell you- I'm living next door to a pair of absolute nut jobs- come back butch noisy lezza's all is forgiven!!
She's threw a load of hedge clippings into my yard while I was outside on the phone and shouted "fuckin' film that" (do not currently have CCTV trained on the back but just ordered another online!). I've left them their as evidence.
She sounds like a right nob. Glad I don't live next door to twats like that.
But what shall I do? I feel like I'm being victimized.
blue81 said:Mark - TheBlue said:blue81 said:Let me just tell you- I'm living next door to a pair of absolute nut jobs- come back butch noisy lezza's all is forgiven!!
She's threw a load of hedge clippings into my yard while I was outside on the phone and shouted "fuckin' film that" (do not currently have CCTV trained on the back but just ordered another online!). I've left them their as evidence.
She sounds like a right nob. Glad I don't live next door to twats like that.
But what shall I do? I feel like I'm being victimized.
The Flash said:blue81 said:Let me just tell you- I'm living next door to a pair of absolute nut jobs- come back butch noisy lezza's all is forgiven!!
She's threw a load of hedge clippings into my yard while I was outside on the phone and shouted "fuckin' film that" (do not currently have CCTV trained on the back but just ordered another online!). I've left them their as evidence.
Fucking hell man! That's vandalism, fly-tipping, littering with intent! Call the cops, do it now.
If you don't nip this in the bud it will escalate and you'll find yourself coming home one day to entire branches of over hanging trees piled on the pavement outside your front door. Petals in the porch!
Act now Brookie. Please God, ACT NOW!
Markt85 said:Are people just pretending to believe this ?
Yes funny as fuck though, if if was true you would have tobe the biggest knob known to mankind.Markt85 said:Are people just pretending to believe this ?
blue81 said:I've photographed the debris she threw and will call back the real police officer (not decaff girl) tomorrow.
Markt85 said:Are people just pretending to believe this ?
Rocket-footed kolarov said:Markt85 said:Are people just pretending to believe this ?
I think some believed it up to a point but he has gone a bit over the top now, all in all its good natured fun anyway. Its not like didactic posting pictures of woman without her permission in order to tell us that he was making the moves on Kolo Toure's ex squeeze.