Ruddy Neighbours- AGAIN

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

This may well be my favourite thread at the moment, it ranges from hillarious to surreal and then back again.

...or a rather tragic attempt at attention seeking.
I think this latest incarnation is like a bad tribute act to an artist who's repertoire was pretty limited to start with.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

We need an update.

This is the funniest thread i have read in ages.

My Fav bit was when brookie said he was going to give her a gob full (or words to that effect)

 

[No6]

Come on Brookie, what's the latest? Did she get a "gob full"? Did she enjoy it? Did you? Was your leaflet drop well received by the chattering classes? Have you bought any decaf?

Come on. Don't keep bluemoon waiting.

 

[blue81]

Well, think I am getting out of the woods. I am working for home after having a tooth removed so she's had plenty of opportunity to start some more drama- she seems very subdued today, but seen the husband/partner.

I was sweeping up this morning outside my back yard after the collection bin went yesterday– when I was moving my bin back in the husband/partner of the wench scuttled inside when he saw me.

When I finished with the back and went to the front, he scuttled from the front to the back.

Clearly avoiding me.

He must be thinking WTF has my missus been up to, so is avoiding me as he also does not want confrontation.

I have to confess I did get a ‘what will she do this evening’ feeling and I even looked at a time lapse video system on Ebay, but, assuming she is just suffering mental illness and he sees that, happy that things are settling. For now at any rate.

 

[No6]

Well, think I am getting out of the woods. I am working for home after having a tooth removed so she's had plenty of opportunity to start some more drama- she seems very subdued today, but seen the husband/partner.

I was sweeping up this morning outside my back yard after the collection bin went yesterday– when I was moving my bin back in the husband/partner of the wench scuttled inside when he saw me.

When I finished with the back and went to the front, he scuttled from the front to the back.

Clearly avoiding me.

He must be thinking WTF has my missus been up to, so is avoiding me as he also does not want confrontation.

I have to confess I did get a ‘what will she do this evening’ feeling and I even looked at a time lapse video system on Ebay, but, assuming she is just suffering mental illness and he sees that, happy that things are settling. For now at any rate.

Ahhh. . . working from home. Plenty of time to, ahem, "drop your friend off" then? Best be sure to close the curtains this time ;)

 

[BlueHammer85]

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Bwahaha!

 

[No6]

Wouldn't shift many kleeneeze catalogues with those looks though

 

[ChrisNUFC]

I bet certain posters dossiers are growing at an alarming rate!!!

 

[The Flash]

Wouldn't shift many kleeneeze catalogues with those looks though

Come on Biffa, you're looking for a change in career! Seems ideal:

Get Brookie to pm you more detailed info.