Russian invasion of Ukraine

It's comical how high on vodka the Russian army is..



I was just wondering how these idiots would explain that to their Commanding Officer, but in all honesty it probably goes like this:

1) Tank crew -> immediate commander: 'we drove into a tree'.

2) Immediate commander -> battalion commander: 'our tank was ambushed by partisans and during the fight hit a tree.'

3) Battalion commander -> brigade commander: 'our tank was ambushed by partisans, killed them all, but was damaged in the fighting.'

4) Brigade commander -> division commander: 'our tank singlehandedly routed a Ukrainian division but a crashing airplane it had just shot down damaged the turret.'

5) Divison commander -> whoever else: 'we have conquered Ukraine!'
 
Blue_Lightsaber said:
It's comical how high on vodka the Russian army is..



I was just wondering how these idiots would explain that to their Commanding Officer, but in all honesty it probably goes like this:

1) Tank crew -> immediate commander: 'we drove into a tree'.

2) Immediate commander -> battalion commander: 'our tank was ambushed by partisans and during the fight hit a tree.'

3) Battalion commander -> brigade commander: 'our tank was ambushed by partisans, killed them all, but was damaged in the fighting.'

4) Brigade commander -> division commander: 'our tank singlehandedly routed a Ukrainian division but a crashing airplane it had just shot down damaged the turret.'

5) Divison commander -> whoever else: 'we have conquered Ukraine!'
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Nope....."Commander,it came out of nowhere and ambushed us,we are lucky to be alive"
Commander will fall for that one.

Slava Ukraini.
 
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