Sainsbury's - Employee sacked for not paying for bags

[Tuearts right boot]

*scrotes

I think he meant Socrates.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I think he meant Socrates.

The Brazilian footballer?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The Brazilian footballer?

The scouse philosopher.

“I rob, therefore I am.”

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The Brazilian footballer?

No, his dad, the philosopher.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

It blows my mind that some people really are that thick.

I wasn't exactly a Mensa candidate when I was 17 but I worked in that place for a couple of years and in general the kids who worked there made me look like fucking Nietzsche.

 

[stonie]

do you have to pay for bags?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

do you have to pay for bags?

30p but there's sometimes a lad stood outside in a Sainsbury's uniform selling them cheaper if you're lucky.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I wasn't exactly a Mensa candidate when I was 17 but I worked in that place for a couple of years and in general the kids who worked there made me look like fucking Nietzsche.

Nihilistic and riddled with Syphilis?

 

[bluemoon32]

You have to pay for the wanky paper bags at McDonalds in Wales.
Quite how you are supposed to re-use grease stained paper bags ffs

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Nihilistic and riddled with Syphilis?

I was hoping somebody would pick up on that more nuanced self-characterisation.