Save Our Ruben Interim

he is 40 yo on £6.5m a year and has over 2 years to run on his contract - I feel a fellow Portuguese head coach who was at the rags has whispered in his ear " its a good nobble - say what you ant to do what you want to - you get a massive payoff coz its a circus"

By this time next year he's going to age so much it's going to look like he has been fed on by the wraith.
 
I'd love to go back to around 2014 2015 and read some of the posts on here predicting how and where United were gonna go. I truly thought they would be back at our heels despite Moyes and the signings he made... its unbelievable to see how stagnant they've become. Posters on here at that time were calling it though, decades until they become the side they were. They were right.
 
I'd love to go back to around 2014 2015 and read some of the posts on here predicting how and where United were gonna go. I truly thought they would be back at our heels despite Moyes and the signings he made... its unbelievable to see how stagnant they've become. Posters on here at that time were calling it though, decades until they become the side they were. They were right.
I’m sure the rags threads from those seasons will still be on here somewhere.

Try searching. You might find them.
 
There's no risk of them going down as the bottom 3 are utter dross. Its a stand out year for dross at the bottom. Rags might be safe already on 33 points.

But in a way having no pressure might hurt them. A relegation fight might have sparked some life in to them.

Next year could be tricky though. Leeds will come up and have a better chance of staying up. Whoever make up the other 2 not so much but if Leeds stay up next year 1 other team has to go down. Wolves probably sell Cunha but will get good money. Wouldn't surprise me if Wolves out spend the rags in the summer.
It's essential they don't win the Thursday League as that would give them entry to the Champions League.
No CL and Scruffy Jim tightening the purse strings would give Amoron very little spending power in the summer. Luckily they'll have another couple of new liver-wasting drunks from the youth team to select.
The real worry is the Glazers selling out to a rich Saudi, but it would be one hell of a price to compensate for their loss of earnings.
It's also essential PiGMOL don't conjure up the points required to get them sixth. This might sound far-fetched, but they have form for helping a couple of clubs.
 
It's essential they don't win the Thursday League as that would give them entry to the Champions League.
No CL and Scruffy Jim tightening the purse strings would give Amoron very little spending power in the summer. Luckily they'll have another couple of new liver-wasting drunks from the youth team to select.
The real worry is the Glazers selling out to a rich Saudi, but it would be one hell of a price to compensate for their loss of earnings.
It's also essential PiGMOL don't conjure up the points required to get them sixth. This might sound far-fetched, but they have form for helping a couple of clubs.
Harry Potter couldn't conjure up enough points for Utd to get sixth, never mind PIGMOL.
They're appalling.
 
Never a better time to start a golden oldie would love us to re release this classic Kippax number



they say that Old Trafford's this wonderful place
but the team that plays there is a fucking disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts cos they've fuck all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
the songs that they sing they know fuck all about
so we all agree where united should be
shovelling shit on the isle of capri
of capri, of capri... shovelling shit on the isle of capri
 
It's essential they don't win the Thursday League as that would give them entry to the Champions League.
No CL and Scruffy Jim tightening the purse strings would give Amoron very little spending power in the summer. Luckily they'll have another couple of new liver-wasting drunks from the youth team to select.
The real worry is the Glazers selling out to a rich Saudi, but it would be one hell of a price to compensate for their loss of earnings.
It's also essential PiGMOL don't conjure up the points required to get them sixth. This might sound far-fetched, but they have form for helping a couple of clubs.
This post is not within the spirit of the thread.

We are supposed to be helping AMoron keep his job, not forecasting doom and gloom for all things rag.

I know he’s not really helping himself, but that’s our responsibility in here.
 
This post is not within the spirit of the thread.

We are supposed to be helping AMoron keep his job, not forecasting doom and gloom for all things rag.

I know he’s not really helping himself, but that’s our responsibility in here.
I hope we don't help him on April 6th.
 
It's essential they don't win the Thursday League as that would give them entry to the Champions League.
No CL and Scruffy Jim tightening the purse strings would give Amoron very little spending power in the summer. Luckily they'll have another couple of new liver-wasting drunks from the youth team to select.
The real worry is the Glazers selling out to a rich Saudi, but it would be one hell of a price to compensate for their loss of earnings.
It's also essential PiGMOL don't conjure up the points required to get them sixth. This might sound far-fetched, but they have form for helping a couple of clubs.
There is no way they are finishing 6th. Top 10 would be a great result.

The Thursday league is doable. Would love spurs to beat them in that.
 
Never a better time to start a golden oldie would love us to re release this classic Kippax number



they say that Old Trafford's this wonderful place
but the team that plays there is a fucking disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts cos they've fuck all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
the songs that they sing they know fuck all about
so we all agree where united should be
shovelling shit on the isle of capri
of capri, of capri... shovelling shit on the isle of capri
Not heard this in years
 
Being under the media spotlight all the time will hopefully ruin that club. I can't see them keeping amorim with all that pressure and poison.
The EL is their last hope currently. As I've said before, no Europe next season will hurt them quite badly financially. £80-100m appears to be the range for how much they'll lose if that happens. A repeat of failing to qualify for Europe the following season would hopefully be the nail in the coffin of them having top 4 aspirations.
 
Interim should fuck the E.L. right off, then next season the lads can focus better - not on top four but avoiding relegation. A strong Leeds could be coming up, so he just needs to focus on finishing 17th or above. Too many pesky midweek games can be a distraction - and think of all the cleaners' pay Scruffy Jim can save without the extra games!

I think it's doable - just. Maybe Fishfingers'll return and help 'em secure another 15th place finish, with a bit of luck. Mind you, Hojland's bound to be bagging goals by the hatful next season - his quality's going to shine through - mark my words; what an investment he'll prove himself to be.

Come on Interim, lad - we're all right behind you.
 
The EL is their last hope currently. As I've said before, no Europe next season will hurt them quite badly financially. £80-100m appears to be the range for how much they'll lose if that happens. A repeat of failing to qualify for Europe the following season would hopefully be the nail in the coffin of them having top 4 aspirations.
Some decent clubs left in that.

Spurs are favourites. Athl Bilbao are also ahead of rags.

Rags and lazio are both 7 to 1.

Real sociadad 11 to 1.

Roma 13 . 1.

Frankfurt, ajax, lyon all still in.
 
I'd love to go back to around 2014 2015 and read some of the posts on here predicting how and where United were gonna go. I truly thought they would be back at our heels despite Moyes and the signings he made... its unbelievable to see how stagnant they've become. Posters on here at that time were calling it though, decades until they become the side they were. They were right.

Every year I reckon they'll get they're shit together and every year they get worse. It's fucking glorious
 

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