Just now read your explanation - we really do get fucked over for being football fans. In what other world does anyone buying something not actually own it? I've just bought my lad a season card, last season I bought him single tickets for every game and we managed, through a bit of chicanery, to get him sat next to me. But it was a royal ball-ache. I used to buy whatever were the cheapest tickets on level 1, he'd walk in with me at same entrance, but then, bingo! the club said we were having this fucking tunnel and he'd have to go in the correct entrance, which meant I had to get half the seats changed. I managed to find someone in the ticket office who was an absolute diamond and who changed the tickets without any hassle, but only after going through half a dozen fuckwits who refused to budge. We're our own worst enemy. And I include myself in that.