Has anyone had an answer for the "I don't have an Android/Apple device and I don't have a printer that I can use?"
I know it seems like I am being difficult, but it's a fact.
EDIT
I don’t have a smart phone or access to a printer…
If your Friends and Family cannot help and you do not have access to a printer, you can collect a printed ticket from the North Stand Ticket Office at the Etihad Stadium from seven (7) days prior to each matchday (excluding weekends and bank holidays), up to and including matchday itself. You only need to request this once. If you choose to collect your match ticket(s) from the Etihad Stadium, tickets for the first home game of the season vs. Norwich City (3pm KO) will be available from Monday 16th August, 9am. Please note: photo ID will be required for ticket collection in the first instance. If that is not possible, alternative ID methods will be accepted (e.g. utility bill) and additional security checks will be carried out at the point of collection. This also applies if you are collecting on behalf of another supporter.