Seems like it's all happening this week..

My mrs left me a month back after 3 years for me to find out she was snagging my best mate for 6 months. First thing I did was book a week in Ibiza with the lads! Get out there drop a shed load of garys and party on into the night man and bang everything in sight. Best week of my life! Couldn't have done it being in a relationship. Get yourself amongst it mate and stop feeling sorry for yourself! Life's to short man!
 
I've noticed on here, a lot of relationships going tits up lately.
At the same time City are finally back in the winners circle,coincidence I think not.
Let's face the truth here,they don't like to see you enjoying yourselves.
 
Spend the next month or two getting yourself into the best physical shape possible. Balanced diet, pump iron, running, whatever. Healthy body = healthy mind.

In a couple of months, make sure you "bump into" your ex.

Then, tell her she looks fat.

Job done.
 
Bizarrely my ex has just told me she is pregnant. My kids are excited, which is great, but fuck me thats a weird feeling. 10 years ago that was me, infact I can remember the game I got told - Birmingham at home under Special K, just after 9/11. It shouldn't, but that feels like a final kick in the stomach.
 
To be fair though fitton. if I was going out with a girl whose mates hang upside down from doorframes, I think is be having second thoughts aswell.

Pigeonho mate, send her a congratulations card and forget all about her. I have 4 kids and the mother of my daughter though she could screw me over. The best way of dealing with a break up is to accept it. Move on. In the 13,000,000,000 years this planet has been here, we're on it for around 80 (if your lucky). Life really is too short to allow someone to upset you.
 
crizack said:
To be fair though fitton. if I was going out with a girl whose mates hang upside down from doorframes, I think is be having second thoughts aswell.

Pigeonho mate, send her a congratulations card and forget all about her. I have 4 kids and the mother of my daughter though she could screw me over. The best way of dealing with a break up is to accept it. Move on. In the 13,000,000,000 years this planet has been here, we're on it for around 80 (if your lucky). Life really is too short to allow someone to upset you.
More than happy for her mate, just brings back memories which were pretty much the best ever.
 
Pigeonho said:
crizack said:
To be fair though fitton. if I was going out with a girl whose mates hang upside down from doorframes, I think is be having second thoughts aswell.

Pigeonho mate, send her a congratulations card and forget all about her. I have 4 kids and the mother of my daughter though she could screw me over. The best way of dealing with a break up is to accept it. Move on. In the 13,000,000,000 years this planet has been here, we're on it for around 80 (if your lucky). Life really is too short to allow someone to upset you.
More than happy for her mate, just brings back memories which were pretty much the best ever.

I know...9/11 was great wasn't it.
 

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