avoidconfusion said:
Juventino is really starting to do my head in.
Juve aren't known as the Old Lady for nothing.
They've been on life support since the late 1990s.
Their once nubile Italian beauty, replaced by a now haggered shell of what they once resembled to the outside world.
She now gets by on the odd bargain face lift or short-term botox, but younger bucks can smell the stale stench and piss of yesteryear.
Sad really, but at least she has her old courting photos of Boniek and Gentille to keep them warm at night when the heating gets cut off.