Fantastic day out. Few vodkas on train over which was delayed so compensation due. Fabulous brunch near to the station followed by en of the most dominant performances you will see by any team this season. Even when they scored I knew we would get at least two or three more chances to find a winner. On another day Haaland gets a hat trick, Julian bags a couple and we are given at least one if not two penalties. The club needs to send the videos of Haaland being wrestled to the ground and ask for clarification on why penalties aren’t being given especially when Sir Marcus of Findus goes over when the Beaufort scale hits 2 and it’s an instant penalty. Few things that pissed me off. Firstly Bernardo, we’re all going Istanbul. No we fucking aren’t, I never want to go to that shit hole ever again. Secondly, how does that ground get a fucking safety certificate and why do they think that one poxy catering outlet for 2,500 is sufficient joke. Oh and can we talk Rodri, he scored at Bramall Lane.