Keith Moncrieff
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I’d cut off a hand for the first offensive and both for the second, simple as
You'd cut the first hand off again!? You're crazyI’d cut off a hand for the first offensive and both for the second, simple as
Sometimes I blame the shops for making it too easy, for instance you can go in shops where they have small £50 bottles of perfume on open display...just asking for trouble.
There's a lot to be said for the Saudi Arabian system where they cut your hands off if you nick a Mars bar, they won't do it again, but even then they can use their teeth. :)
Also, a good percentage of "shrinkage" is carried out by shop staff.
Is there anyone on here that can honestly say they have never taken anything, even a pencil from work?
Serious question.
I’d cut off a hand for the first offensive and both for the second, simple as
I once stole a potato from Tesco. Just one King Edward. Nothing came of it and I didn't steal
Lucky you didn't get mashed up by the security guards.
I’d happily be a amputator for a living. Would be proper satisfying!I’d cut off a hand for the first offensive and both for the second, simple as