Simple question. Do you trust Daft Donald?

Mad days really today's match going fan's who didn't experience them wouldn't believe it.
I said exactly the same thing in The Cool Cats thread.
It annoys me when some young kid on here(who wasn't even thought of in the 70s/80s and probably even the 90s) comes over all sanctimonious and makes out that we are modern day Attila The Huns,who lay waste to every town and city we visited back in the day.
But us FOCs know that it was just the way things were back then,for better or worse.
A bit like heading a football to be honest.
 
I said exactly the same thing in The Cool Cats thread.
It annoys me when some young kid on here(who wasn't even thought of in the 70s/80s and probably even the 90s) comes over all sanctimonious and makes out that we are modern day Attila The Huns,who lay waste to every town and city we visited back in the day.
But us FOCs know that it was just the way things were back then,for better or worse.
A bit like heading a football to be honest.

They think we glorify the violence but that's not the case, the violence was an undercurrent of going to a game. Sure there was a hard core who sought it out, just like today, but most didn't, but sometimes you couldn't avoid it. I know one thing going to a game was a lot more fun back then in spite of us being shit on the pitch most of the time.
 
The latter day daft donald
Faded jeans, far too long.
Paper in back pocket.
Bookies pen behind ear.
Thick rimmed specs.
Still a top fella who always brought a smile.
 
My mum used to run a travel agent’s on the top floor of Middleton arndale.
Donald was always hanging around outside and the security guards was always moving him along.
My mum always used say hi to him, then one day my mum made him a brew and he was sat in the shop chatting with my mum, the security guards came in and said do you want us to get rid of him?
My mum told them he’s fine and not doing any harm, they said you don’t really know what he’s like and to watch him.
My mum being nice person just ignored them.
A few weeks passed and Donald comes walking across the top floor of the arndale with his hand in his jacket like he’s trying to conceal something while looking about and looking shifty.
My mum panicked for a minute thinking god maybe the security guards was right.
Donald came walking in the shop and pulled out a red rose in a box and said I’ve got you this.
When my mum asked why he said it was cos everyone treats him like crap and she was always nice to him.
Turns out he was looking shifty cos he was checking if any of his mates spotted him and took the piss : )
 
My mum used to run a travel agent’s on the top floor of Middleton arndale.
Donald was always hanging around outside and the security guards was always moving him along.
My mum always used say hi to him, then one day my mum made him a brew and he was sat in the shop chatting with my mum, the security guards came in and said do you want us to get rid of him?
My mum told them he’s fine and not doing any harm, they said you don’t really know what he’s like and to watch him.
My mum being nice person just ignored them.
A few weeks passed and Donald comes walking across the top floor of the arndale with his hand in his jacket like he’s trying to conceal something while looking about and looking shifty.
My mum panicked for a minute thinking god maybe the security guards was right.
Donald came walking in the shop and pulled out a red rose in a box and said I’ve got you this.
When my mum asked why he said it was cos everyone treats him like crap and she was always nice to him.
Turns out he was looking shifty cos he was checking if any of his mates spotted him and took the piss : )
Great story, The big soft twat!!! Although going off the previous stories I bet he nicked the rose from the Interflora shop near Tommys Chippy.
 

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