Sleeping with an older woman

[Pigeonho]

I always fantasised about this when younger.

When I was 24 it finally happened to me with a 44 year old.

It was actually a bit of a disappoinment. At one point she took a slug from a bottle of Jack Daniels as she was riding me. Then she leaned down and spat it in my mouth.

I've never been much good with spirits and started gagging and coughing.

It killed it a bit.

You should have spat it right back at her fanny.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I always fantasised about this when younger.

When I was 24 it finally happened to me with a 44 year old.

It was actually a bit of a disappoinment. At one point she took a slug from a bottle of Jack Daniels as she was riding me. Then she leaned down and spat it in my mouth.

I've never been much good with spirits and started gagging and coughing.

It killed it a bit.

You should have spat it right back at her fanny.

I was wheels-deep at the time, Pidge.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

 

[Pigeonho]

You should have spat it right back at her fanny.

I was wheels-deep at the time, Pidge.

Ah I see!

 

[bezdog]

I always fantasised about this when younger.

When I was 24 it finally happened to me with a 44 year old.

It was actually a bit of a disappoinment. At one point she took a slug from a bottle of Jack Daniels as she was riding me. Then she leaned down and spat it in my mouth.

I've never been much good with spirits and started gagging and coughing.

It killed it a bit.

You should have spat it right back at her fanny.

ha-ha fuckin brill story dids dave excellent pmsl !!!

 

[davymcfc]

When i was 19 an older work colleague of 38 used to do dirty things to me in her car. She would often stay late at work just to give me a lift home.

It was bloody lovely right up until the point that i went to a new girlfriends house to meet her parents and it turned out to be her mum.

All i kept on thinking was, as i shook her dad's hand, was that i've shagged your wife and daughter.
I carried on seeing both for a while but it started getting weird when the mum would buy the daughter sexy underwear as 'that's what he would like to see you in'.

Still...she was very good.

this is awesome!

 

[Innsbruckblue]

If you have to ask that question, there's something wrong.

 

[meeesh]

If you have to ask that question, there's something wrong.

Not if her husband is built like a brick shithouse it isnt

 

[Fame Monster]

I've never slept with what one might regard as an 'older' woman. My friend tried to explain why: "you're too immature. Sometimes you act like an eight year old." I replied, "you're too immature. Sometimes you act like an eight year old" before throwing my crayons at him.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Smash it son, tomorrow's another day.