The Boys in Blue didn’t give in they fought to the end. Thank you, City thank you lads. Thank you fans. You showed ‘em, you showed ‘em all.
Especially Slovan Bratislava but I’m not going to be rude about them. They did their best. Poor Weiss (Captain not Coach) was devastated but I could understand he’d want to give a good showing against his old team. Pep gave him a Pep talk afterwards I saw. (No pun intended)
Especially the know nowt stupid codswallop of a media crew, too interested in boxing and whatchamacallit going to some palace tomorrow. About as much use as a chocolate fire guard!
Especially the Specsavers needing, whistle blowing nincompoops the officials. The referee was Italian I believe what is there Specsavers equivalent because he should have gone to them the throttlebottom, useless lubberwort. We should have had 2 penalties at least. Well you still didn't beat us even if you still don't know who we are. (I have to be careful now because I don't want to get into trouble again. A short ban from the Match Day thread was enough thank you.)
We are Manchester City, the best team in the land and all the world. ;-)
Well done John Boy, you almost scored twice and you didn't get injured. Great stuff laddie. :-)