Small Observation on a couple of Spurs players.

[blue5_5_1]

they are, without doubt, a very decent outfit

modric..........never to mentiond in the same sentence as silva ever again, not in his class

van der fart,............. half season one paced wonder

walker.........prospect, lot to learn

lennon.........the gayest running style ever seen

king.........couldve been great shame about the knees

bale.......quality, no arguments

parker.......not quick enough to get near enough to silva to kick him or quick enough to get out of the way of mario


Kaboul....average .i appreciate weve got a gael, but younis, fookin younis

asso whats his face.............average...get some matching boots you tit

cant be bothered with the others....but to summarise, out of their starting 11 only 1 would get in our squad....i bet they cant say the same

 

[kun]

Friedel - Still Quality
Walker - Poor mans Richards
King - Quality (For 89 mins anyway)
Kaboul - BEAST
Assou-Ekotto - Attention seeking Mercenary (I mean odd boots WTF)
Parker - Dirty Twat
Modric - Desperatley trying to crawl out GazBaz's pocket
Van Der Vaart - Slow, Ineffectual, Sulky Prima Donna
Bale - Great talent, good crosser, still overrated tho (£150m my ARSE)
Lennon - Fast with decent ability (Lennon>>>Walcott IMO)
Defoe - Quality finisher, a bit of a twat though
'Arry - TWAT, "It's not the first time he's (Balo) done that", when else Harry??? Oh yeah, and YOUR GETTING JAILED IN THE MORNING!

 

[bgblue]

Friedel - Still Quality
Walker - Poor mans Richards
King - Quality (For 89 mins anyway)
Kaboul - BEAST
Assou-Ekotto - Attention seeking Mercenary (I mean odd boots WTF)
Parker - Dirty Twat
Modric - Desperatley trying to crawl out GazBaz's pocket
Van Der Vaart - Slow, Ineffectual, Sulky Prima Donna
Bale - Great talent, good crosser, still overrated tho (£150m my ARSE)
Lennon - Fast with decent ability (Lennon>>>Walcott IMO)
Defoe - Quality finisher, a bit of a twat though
'Arry - TWAT, 'It's not the first time he's (Balo) done that, when else Harry??? Oh yeah, and YOUR GETTING JAILED IN THE MORNING!

This and only this^^^

 

[grego the blue]

Friedel. Geriatric but a pretty good one.

Walker. Inarticulate gobshite.

Essou-Ekotto Odd coloured boots? Attention seeking wanker. Self confessed mercenary.

Scott Parker. Dirty bastard, hope Mario did stamp on him on purpose. He was kicking Berkovic and Benarbia in the air years ago and he's still doing it today. Has a face like a slapped arse. I truly despise the bastard.

Feel free to make you own additions.

An odd fucker who has a body to big for the stumps he has as legs, a posh joey barton both shite but the little cockney is loved by the spursmycockshard press

 

[chelseaaway84]

i felt that they get the ball to fast players and run like shit and see if they can get a cross in and get something off it

not in same class as us but an half decent outfit but not as good as media would have you believe

 

[scotty123]

And just what is wrong with being called scotty...Are you being scottyist

 

[Berkovic_blue]

Is that you, Ray?

My word.

My word - that young man is quite something.

Stay on your feet Gareth

 

[Cheesy]

The more I see of Bale the more I realise that he actually isn't overhyped. He's class & I'd love him at City.

 

[Wolfy]

Did... Did anyone else read the OP in the style of Sherlock? I can imagine the zooming in on each player then the Holmesian-deduction.

"Walker" ... *WOOOOOSH*... "Inarticulate gobshite"

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

chris twaddle=nobhead.

bit late on this i know,but he's still a nob so its gotta count.