'Ooh - the Fail left us out of a picture, and folk on Rag Tissue are saying bad things about us - what more proof do you need?
I watched two episodes of Bargain Hunt yesterday, and the red team won twice.
Don't tell me the whole world isn't intelligently designed by God, who is also a rag, to stop City winning anything, ever.
Apart from last year, and, erm, the other year, but that was just God trying to convince folk that there isn't really an agenda when everybody knows...
...do you like my new tin foil hat?
And the way those twin towers fell, you're not telling me that was normal, and as for Diana being murdered by Prince Philip...'
Blah, blah, blah.