Some funny quotes from the Arsenal Mania forum

[bluegorton]

Have a look and smile <a class="postlink" href="http://arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=50901" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://arsenal-mania.com/forum/viewtopi ... =2&t=50901</a>

I just don't know how you can say that with their current form in mind. City has been absolute crap lately. They've won ONE game in their last eight, and that was against Scunthorpe in the Carling cup:

Aston Villa - Manchester City 1-1
Wigan Athletic - Manchester City 1-1
Manchester City - Fulham 2-2
Manchester City - Scunthorpe United 5-1
Birmingham City - Manchester City - 0-0
Manchester City - Burnley 3-3
Liverpool - Manchester City 2-2
Manchester City - Hull City 1-1

Bottom line: They're pathetic. And they'll probably rest a few first teamers since they're playing Chelsea at home on saturday and desperately need a win. The last time they picked up three points in the league were at the end of september, against West Ham.

If that c**t does one outrageous thing, tries to injure any of our players, is disrespectful, starts a fight, I swear to god, as fans we have a right to ensure something f***s up his career big time. I can take it one time (in the sense that I hate him, but I don't wish him huge amounts of harm), but if he does it again tonight, that's it, he deserves to break both legs and have his career ended.

Let's see which path he chooses.

That's two incredibly attacking teams. 4-2 to Arsenal?

WHO THE f**k IS WEISS?

If we win I really hope the lads rub it in for Ade and Citys dickhead fans.

Man City are treating this like a cup final already.
I thought it was a world cup final with that build-up in the stadium. Incredible really

Bellamy wasting time now. I hope he dies.

Bellamy, you f****g idiot. I hope you broke your leg you stupid motherfucker.

...and it's over. That f****g dwarf just made it 2-0.

3-0. Farking embarrassing. Wenger will have to explain himself after this.

So all in all couldn't happen to a nicer fan base.

That "f*****g dwarf" comment just made me spit jaffa cake all over my monitor, funny as.

 

[bluegorton]

And dont forget the phone that was thrown at Ade near the end.
Bearing in mind that a camera was thrown at lampard on Sunday...

Hilarious. Do their 'top boys' all work at Argos or something ...

lmao

 

[bluegorton]

Made me laugh when they subbed one kid off and everyone shouted 'who?' and the player coming on was called Watt so everyone shouted 'what?'.

Yeah much merriment between me and daughter number 2..."the sub's called What?"..."that's correct"..."no, what's his name?"..."got it in one"...and so on, the long winter nights just fly by in our house.

 

[lloydie]

Made me laugh when they subbed one kid off and everyone shouted 'who?' and the player coming on was called Watt so everyone shouted 'what?'.

Yeah much merriment between me and daughter number 2..."the sub's called What?"..."that's correct"..."no, what's his name?"..."got it in one"...and so on, the long winter nights just fly by in our house.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85p ... re=related</a>

 

[SWP's back]

Yeah much merriment between me and daughter number 2..."the sub's called What?"..."that's correct"..."no, what's his name?"..."got it in one"...and so on, the long winter nights just fly by in our house.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85p ... re=related</a>

Never seen that before and its one of the funniest things I have seen.

 

[BlueMooney]

How's that not a yellow for Tevez for that intentional foul on Rosicky.

It's incredible that City have the sheer balls to be unhappy with the ref

He's done everything apart from pick up the ball and kick it into our goal.

Silvestre lucky to only get a yellow there.

silvestre booked for ade being a c**t

Foy may as well be employed by City. You know what, he probably f****g is.

Foy is Bellamys woman.

All the same Song should've walked. And now he's suspended. Why the f**k did Wenger play him tonight, and at centre half. The mid boggles.

Should easily have been a red for Bellamy.

You wouldn't believe they were lucky to keep Silvestre and Song on the pitch before Bellamy's yellow. That the two Arsenal centre-backs only got yellows for their fouls made Kompany's yellow for his first laughable.

You know, I can kind of understand Silvestre not being sent off. Song was covering Adebayor's run, but what I thought might make it a red was that it looked cynical. Song, though, was already walking and must have been as surprised as anyone to see only a yellow.

Still, one of them has the right idea:

3-0. Farking embarrassing. Wenger will have to explain himself after this.

"Blah blah referee, blah blah sharpness, blah blah Mark Hughes, blah blah Bellamy, blah blah youngsters, blah blah only the League Cup"

 

[gunnerpr]

Do you not realise how cuntish you seem to every other set of fans in the PL? Or is this all tongue in cheek?

 

[JULES]

Do you not realise how cuntish you seem to every other set of fans in the PL? Or is this all tongue in cheek?

 

[moomba]

Do you not realise how cuntish you seem to every other set of fans in the PL? Or is this all tongue in cheek?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, did you lose your phone last night Tarquin?

 

[stony]

Do you not realise how cuntish you seem to every other set of fans in the PL?

In what way?