Someone Asked Me THE Question Last Night...

[given_is_ironman]

I was at a house party a few years ago when some rag asked me "what team do you support?" I replied with "City", he then said "how long for, since they signed Robinho?", I then said "fcuk off you rag tw@t, I started supporting City when my Dads sperm entered my mums egg" and promptly ignored him for the rest of the night.

 

[lovecityhateunited]

I'll just show them my old badge tattoo with the words Maine road underneath it, then go on to explain that as I'm 24 yrs old I witnessed the bleakest days Maine road ever saw yet still felt the urge to have it tattoo'd on me forever and ever!! Cnuts

Edit.... Div 2 wasn't all bad as an 11 year old!! Cheaper away days for daddy to pay for

 

[Blue Streak]

Shortly after we won the FA Cup last season I got asked this same question by a Brummie who supported Arsenal (Irony indeed).

To say I was fucking fuming is an understatement and I'm glad the girl I was living with at the time dragged me away. Afraid we are going to get a lot of this now Blues.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Shortly after we won the FA Cup last season I got asked this same question by a Brummie who supported Arsenal (Irony indeed).

To say I was fucking fuming is an understatement and I'm glad the girl I was living with at the time dragged me away. Afraid we are going to get a lot of this now Blues.

I think in future it's best to use one of the answers in this thread. No need to get angry, joke's on them

 

[gravediggerj]

i like to go for the "university lecturer" approach.

In as articulate a voice as can be managed,
"well sir that depends on when you take fandom to start. perhaps i can say i was a true blue when i attended my first match aged 6 at the old stadium of maine road, however it could be argued i was a blue when i donned my first kit, aged 2 weeks. Some might say it was when i was born/conceived being born into a blue family. However less intelligent species seem to think its since we won something, and the 32000 average crwod in div 2 were all imaginary."

 

[CityEssex49er]

Was in the pub with a group of City mates - Supporters Club Members - on the 14th when some t*at came up to us and asked us how long we'd supported City. The others spoke to him but I was fuming and told him to do one. Didn't ask what team he ' supported ' or followed ( ?? ) but guess he was a rag. 'koff, the lot of them.

 

[liamctid]

I'll just show them my old badge tattoo with the words Maine road underneath it, then go on to explain that as I'm 24 yrs old I witnessed the bleakest days Maine road ever saw yet still felt the urge to have it tattoo'd on me forever and ever!! Cnuts

Edit.... Div 2 wasn't all bad as an 11 year old!! Cheaper away days for daddy to pay for

Fuck off mate, you've never been

 

[lovecityhateunited]

I'll just show them my old badge tattoo with the words Maine road underneath it, then go on to explain that as I'm 24 yrs old I witnessed the bleakest days Maine road ever saw yet still felt the urge to have it tattoo'd on me forever and ever!! Cnuts

Edit.... Div 2 wasn't all bad as an 11 year old!! Cheaper away days for daddy to pay for

Fuck off mate, you've never been

Haha do1 Liam where were you when we were shit mate!! Your points can't touch mine baby you know this :)