Something trivial that makes you snap!

People who use words that they have just learned but don't fully understand how to use it and use it out of context.

Shit sayings that don't make sense e.g. on point.
 
Red lights on traffic lights at 3.30am in the morning when there isn''t a car or pedestrian for miles!!

Turn them off until say 5.30am, in the main traffic lights are a means of traffic calming....with no traffic there is no need to calm it!!
 
BlueHammer85 said:
since ive hit 30 so many

- Busy train, some ignorant fu*king c*nt decides to sit on the aisle seat, leaving the other window seat spare - so you have to ask that person if you can sit there. c*nts
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If that gets on your tits then you, like me, must HATE that person, you know them, you even know their names .. laptop **** and suitcase ****. Laptop **** is that **** who takes either a window or aisle seat at a table and gets out laptop, writing pad, puts coat on seat next to them, coffee from some franchise on table and 'armspreads' like the total utter **** **** that they are. I usually use the train when I get my lad from his mum's so I would ideally like two seats next to each other. Not always possible when laptop **** is hogging two seats the inconsiderate bag of shit. As bad as they are I can sympathise with some laptop **** needing to do work but give 'em their due, they usually respond well if I smile at them through tightly pursed lips, "Mind if I sit there mate? Cheers mate" emphasis on mate always.
Don't get me started on suitcase **** though. These cunts legitimately want tazing with a Taser gun or a cattle prod to the side of the head. It's fair recompense I feel for the impending migraine/aneurysm I feel coming on when I see a seat occupied with some smelly cunts bag of smelly clothes. I've paid for two seats and by fuckin Christ I am willing to bet a pound to a penny that said suitcase don't have a ticket. Why can't these cunts be aware there's a place for them and their cumbersome luggage? It's that seat, that folds down, facing the fuckin bogs that reek of piss. More often than not though, suitcase **** would take an eternity to get their arse shifted so I just leave the inconsiderate dopey fuckin bastards. Bastards they are!
 
bluebaja said:
Bar staff who serve the person nearest to them as opposed to making some sort of effort to take note of who is next......
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Back in the day when the Royal Oak in Didsbury was rammed every night Arthur had a great answer to this. He made his barmaids, (and there were lots of 'em,) fuck off to the other side of the bar when they had served you. Looked a bit weird when you first encountered it but worked a treat, there was always one coming towards you.
 
Yaya_Tony said:
My cat died

32 billion likes (yeah, DEAD cheerful, that)

You doing well hun?

Hope you're ok chicken

Here for you lovely



fuck off its a fucking cat you fucking sycophantic attention seeking numptys

by the way i had kitty kebab for tea, want a picture??
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When you get some idiot you know on Facebook recording themselves giving a homeless person a sandwich and think they're the second coming. But we all know they're a **** every other second of the day
 
slicky202 said:
When you get some idiot you know on Facebook recording themselves giving a homeless person a sandwich and think they're the second coming. But we all know they're a **** every other second of the day
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Nothing annoys me more than this shit. They always write a message like "All it takes is one little thing to brighten somebody day. Give it a go tomorrow"
What would really brighten my day if one of these homeless people were unstable and got them in a headlock
 
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