Something trivial that makes you snap!

[Sir peace frog]

It's a cash machine. A machine that dispenses cash, not a hole in the wall do you actually say 'mmhmmm, I'm low on cashola, better withdrawarooly from the hole in the wall' ? I bet you do.

I hate people who say withdrawarooly :)

 

[Sir peace frog]

It's a cash machine. A machine that dispenses cash, not a hole in the wall do you actually say 'mmhmmm, I'm low on cashola, better withdrawarooly from the hole in the wall' ? I bet you do.

i actually call it Automatic Teller Machine if the truth be known ( hahaha had to google what atm stood for:( )

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I hate people who say withdrawarooly :)

I'm still bitter and seething about the 'Noodle bars' wankers I'd just posted about. I can imagine them referring to a cash machine as the holio in wallio. You bore the brunt of my new found hatred. You're probably not like them at all.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

i actually call it Automatic Teller Machine if the truth be known ( hahaha had to google what atm stood for:( )

ATM is my favourite search term in porn

 

[SPIDERBOY]

ATM. It's a cashpoint you cunts.

Press...."on screen balance"
It then says "would you like your balance on screen"
Erm,no...I'd like it to be printed on a big fuckoff banner and attached to an aircraft......I pressed "on screen balance"
Who comes up with this shit?

 

[Sir peace frog]

I'm still bitter and seething about the 'Noodle bars' wankers I'd just posted about. I can imagine them referring to a cash machine as the holio in wallio. You bore the brunt of my new found hatred. You're probably not like them at all.

fucking love noodles ,super and pot are my flavourite's (see what I did there)

 

[Sir peace frog]

ATM is my favourite search term in porn

A Transgender Minge ?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

A Transgender Minge ?

Anal,Three,Men

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Press...."on screen balance"
It then says "would you like your balance on screen"
Erm,no...I'd like it to be printed on a big fuckoff banner and attached to an aircraft......I pressed "on screen balance"
Who comes up with this shit?

Cunts come up with this shit. That's who.

Shouldn't be anything else apart from these functions on a cash machine.
1. Insert card and type in pin.
2. How much you want? £10,£30,£50,£100?
3. Or more? And type that in.

Anything else is a waste of my fucking time. I hate people in front of me fuckin about BIP BIP BIP........ BIP.... BIP..... BIP BIP BIP. Then they fuck up, card returns and they start again. If they don't know how much they're worth they should go and ask in the branch and stop holding me up. Mini fucking statements? Fuck off and get a app on your phone you smelly slag

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Them mithering bastards abroad pecking your head to have a drink in their bar,or summat to eat in their restaurant,even though they just seen you eating next door.......could punch on of them,no problem.