BimboBob
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Cunts to a man (or woman).
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Something trivial that makes you snap!
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slicky202
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Nothing annoys me more than this shit. They always write a message like "All it takes is one little thing to brighten somebody day. Give it a go tomorrow"
What would really brighten my day if one of these homeless people were unstable and got them in a headlock
If the gratitude of the person your helping isn't enough then don't fucking bother. Don't plasters the poor fuckers face all over the Internet so everyone can see them at their lowest accepting free food off a random wanker
Uncle Wally One Ball
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I get annoyed by people in work who dont take it as seriously as me. Now Im as much of a twat as the next man, and I jolly it up with the best of them. Dont threaten me with a good time, I can have a disco and bum your wifes sister without too much effort or anyone knowing. But when Im in work, lets be professional, its not hard, its just a job, and it pays for the jollying times. I daily get wound up by wankers in work, if everyone showed the same commitment and did the basics, it would be easy for all of us. know what I mean?
Benarbia_is_god
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Oggy oggy oggy chant - I cannot bare it and it makes me cringe. The person who starts it think he's Billy big bollocks.
People who refer to Cardiff as "The 'diff"
Wankers at festivals that sit on their mates shoulders and sing along to the songs like they are Billy big bollocks, when I see it on TV I just want to drop kick the cunts off.
The term Movie - Don't know why, I just don't like it.
People who stand by the bar all night blocking it off who then get pissed off if you muscle your way between them to get a drink. This is a problem in most pubs but it's reached critical point at my local.
Farmers around here who think they can run roughshot around the place and do what they like just because they are farmers and live in the countryside. Anyone who has a go at them are immediately labelled "townies" who "don't understand farming". I understand it enough to know that you do not need to drive around the country lanes at 40 miles per hour leaving shit all over the roads.
Social justice warriors and liberal hand wringers on Twitter.
People who start sentences with "so" and end it with "just saying".
Pensioners in large groups.
People you had a very minor and slight altercation with who bring it up every time they see you and apologise even though it was a decade ago. In 2004 my dog and the dog of a man who lives in the village had quite a vicious fight, he blamed us as our dog wasn't on a lead, no violence just a few verbals. Since this incident every time he sees either me, my sister or my parents we go through the whole incident, an apology, a handshake, a pint and then "it's good we can laugh about it now".
People who refer to Cardiff as "The 'diff"
Wankers at festivals that sit on their mates shoulders and sing along to the songs like they are Billy big bollocks, when I see it on TV I just want to drop kick the cunts off.
The term Movie - Don't know why, I just don't like it.
People who stand by the bar all night blocking it off who then get pissed off if you muscle your way between them to get a drink. This is a problem in most pubs but it's reached critical point at my local.
Farmers around here who think they can run roughshot around the place and do what they like just because they are farmers and live in the countryside. Anyone who has a go at them are immediately labelled "townies" who "don't understand farming". I understand it enough to know that you do not need to drive around the country lanes at 40 miles per hour leaving shit all over the roads.
Social justice warriors and liberal hand wringers on Twitter.
People who start sentences with "so" and end it with "just saying".
Pensioners in large groups.
People you had a very minor and slight altercation with who bring it up every time they see you and apologise even though it was a decade ago. In 2004 my dog and the dog of a man who lives in the village had quite a vicious fight, he blamed us as our dog wasn't on a lead, no violence just a few verbals. Since this incident every time he sees either me, my sister or my parents we go through the whole incident, an apology, a handshake, a pint and then "it's good we can laugh about it now".
dark 'n stormy
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People (usually elderly couples) who stand in doorways and exits when leaving a premises.
Was walking behind a couple leaving the hospital last week, they get to the exit door, open it then stop whilst they decide what to do next !!
Same thing happened on an escalator leaving an airport baggage area. Couple get their bags, get the escalator, take on step off at top of escalator then put their bags down whilst deciding what to do next. Totally oblivious to the pile of people behind them.
Was walking behind a couple leaving the hospital last week, they get to the exit door, open it then stop whilst they decide what to do next !!
Same thing happened on an escalator leaving an airport baggage area. Couple get their bags, get the escalator, take on step off at top of escalator then put their bags down whilst deciding what to do next. Totally oblivious to the pile of people behind them.
shadowplay
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"Hi, how are you? What do you do? What do you listen to? Where do you go? Are you with them or are you with us? How do you dress? Where are your friends?"
WON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH THE BAND!
WON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH THE BAND!
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Ballet-on-ice
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Lads on bikes doing long wheelies on the road.
Long wheel Base vans.
Fat ugly women during summer.
Jumping the queue by using the left/right turn only Lane then bombing it when the lights go green.
Long wheel Base vans.
Fat ugly women during summer.
Jumping the queue by using the left/right turn only Lane then bombing it when the lights go green.
This one makes me feel guilty, and it really shouldn't annoy me, and it's my problem, nobody else's:
When someone mixes up 'was' and 'were'. Like:
"We was coming back home..."
"It were well good"
I think I need help if that annoys me, but I still won't date a girl who does that.
Also, people who talk through gigs. It's even worse when I'm the one playing the gig because I can't turn to them and tell them to shut the fuck up. Apparently, THAT'S RUDE.
When someone mixes up 'was' and 'were'. Like:
"We was coming back home..."
"It were well good"
I think I need help if that annoys me, but I still won't date a girl who does that.
Also, people who talk through gigs. It's even worse when I'm the one playing the gig because I can't turn to them and tell them to shut the fuck up. Apparently, THAT'S RUDE.
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I was once late for school because my dog had died that morning and I'd been saying my goodbyes and crying and stuff. Had a letter from the vets clarifying that this was true. Still got a detention for being late. I was ten. My mum wasn't having any of it though.Same. I've never heard a good enough excuse off anybody for being late either
I didn't do the detention.