BimboBob
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I thought I typed that.
Annoying pointless noises in cars. Beep beep beep the doors open, no shit, beep beep beep a seat belt isn't done up, beep beep oh fuck off you health and safety wank stain.
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Something trivial that makes you snap!
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Annoying pointless noises in cars. Beep beep beep the doors open, no shit, beep beep beep a seat belt isn't done up, beep beep oh fuck off you health and safety wank stain.
BimboBob
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Thought it was Automated Teller Machine. You live and learn.i actually call it Automatic Teller Machine if the truth be known ( hahaha had to google what atm stood for:( )
ultimateharold
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A group of people who do 'der der der' when you're in one of those horrible moments Sweet Caroline gets played.
Newman Noggs
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The foul abuse of the word "turgid" by people who think it means boring or dull.
Those vouchers i get in the supermarket which can save me 20p if I spend more than £70 on my next visit or 5p off my next purchase of Lenor and which are so beloved by those women described earlier who fuck about at the till oblivious to the queue behind them.
People who buy buckets of popcorn and coke at the cinema. I mean, could you be any fucking greedier ?
Those vouchers i get in the supermarket which can save me 20p if I spend more than £70 on my next visit or 5p off my next purchase of Lenor and which are so beloved by those women described earlier who fuck about at the till oblivious to the queue behind them.
People who buy buckets of popcorn and coke at the cinema. I mean, could you be any fucking greedier ?
southstand117
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This!! My wife is wank at loading the dishwasher, once loaded it with all the glasses standing the right way so they was full of water... Thick as pig shit at timesThe way her indoors loads the dishwasher. Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!
Crams it full to bursting so half of it has to go back in because it's not been cleaned properly. Won't be fuckin' told though!
BimboBob
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I've lost count how many times I've had to instruct mine. Fucking useless.This!! My wife is wank at loading the dishwasher, once loaded it with all the glasses standing the right way so they was full of water... Thick as pig shit at times
Blumers Bloomers
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People who fill up their car at the petrol station then proceed to do their weekly shop inside. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR
Tuearts right boot
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I thought I typed that.
Annoying pointless noises in cars. Beep beep beep the doors open, no shit, beep beep beep a seat belt isn't done up, beep beep oh fuck off you health and safety wank stain.
Like wise....got one in the van that beeps when I'm reversing and makes a constant noise when I hit something....I know when I've hit something as I cant go any further so dont fucking beep beep at me.
Following the jobsworth TWAT on a quad through roadworks with FOLLOW ME. NO OVERTAKING in flashing lights.
daztrueblue91
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People who think that any opinion you have on kids is invalid because you don't have kids. I don't need to have 10 kids to know that your little one is a little shit because you give in to them all the time.
People who constantly moan about being fat, yet eat at McDonalds every other night. Either go on a diet or shut the fuck up moaning.
People who say they're skint when they have got £500 left in the bank.
People who spell words incorrectly because they think it's cool. Why would anyone spell the word 'you' like 'yhuu' or the word 'Hi' like 'Hiyaa'.
People who get offended on behalf of other people.
People who smoke whilst walking right in front of you.
People who constantly moan about being fat, yet eat at McDonalds every other night. Either go on a diet or shut the fuck up moaning.
People who say they're skint when they have got £500 left in the bank.
People who spell words incorrectly because they think it's cool. Why would anyone spell the word 'you' like 'yhuu' or the word 'Hi' like 'Hiyaa'.
People who get offended on behalf of other people.
People who smoke whilst walking right in front of you.
prestonibbo_mcfc
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The Transfer Forum and awkward bastards that walk behind me whilst i'm smoking ;-)