Something trivial that makes you snap!

[jay_mcfc]

People who scratch their knife and fork on the plate that they're eating off. It's not a ceramic side dish you ****.

 

[bluegirl74]

Those wives who don't stack the dishwasher properly - they're doing it on purpose so you do it every time :-)

Drivers who use their fog lights unnecessarily.

Kolarov haters.

Cold callers.

Men who don't wear belts.

Posters who ask for free legal advice on football forums. ;-)

 

[stony]

Men who don't wear belts.

I think I was about 35 before I wore my first belt.

 

[bluegirl74]

I think I was about 35 before I wore my first belt.

Ah, but I already knew that you are a wrong 'un ;-)

 

[stony]

Ah, but I already knew that you are a wrong 'un ;-)

I always thought you only needed a belt if you were a fat ****. I was right.

 

[bluegirl74]

I always thought you only needed a belt if you were a fat ****. I was right.

Not at all. It just finishes off a suit. Like decent shoes do.

 

[BlueBlood81]

Them fuckers that wear white socks with sandals absolute cunts

 

[stony]

Not at all. It just finishes off a suit. Like decent shoes do.

I had a nice suit once, it cost me £175 in 1993. Mrs Stony put it through the washing machine and ruined it. To this day I am convinced she did it deliberately in retaliation for some unmentioned wrong she thought I'd done her.

 

[bluegirl74]

I had a nice suit once, it cost me £175 in 1993. Mrs Stony put it through the washing machine and ruined it. To this day I am convinced she did it deliberately in retaliation for some unmentioned wrong she thought I'd done her.

To be fair, that was a lot of money back then ;-)
But I can well believe that you had wronged her somehow...

 

[stony]

To be fair, that was a lot of money back then ;-)
But I can well believe that you had wronged her somehow...

I'm male, I was bound to be guilty of something just because of that.