somethings eating me alive

[PannickAtTheDisco]

botfly.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I'm stumped then,how about bed bugs?

 

[rushts]

Cat AIDS?

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

i had a look and seen nothing and as a precaution i got the wallpaper stripper (steamer) and spent an hour steaming it

Be even worse when you bury yourself now it could be a hung parliament;)

 

[Nascent Blues]

Have you srarted to sleep on a bed of nails?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

You'd be better off steaming the skirting boards if its bed bugs.
They don't just live in beds.

 

[inchy14]

Just get a hot bath you scruffy ****!! ;0)

 

[Barcon]

Sounds like bed bugs to me. Have you been dosing with skanks and crack heads recently?

 

[Magicpole]

Pour a gallon of petrol liberally over yourself and through the house and set it alight. Smash all the windows and if you own any Elvis records drop them off at your nearest Charity Shop before you expire.

Guaranteed cure.

No charge and good luck.

 

[Machiavelli]

i had a look and seen nothing and as a precaution i got the wallpaper stripper (steamer) and spent an hour steaming it

I'm not sure decorating will cure it.