Songs to the Torres tune

[Danish_blue]

Brilliant song mate!!

Looking forward hearing some of this in Copenhagen in about 10 days :-)

 

[Halfpenny]

Is this the tune of choice this year? Last year it was the Sven Goran Eriksson tune (don't know what the proper name is)

 

[Project Rain]

PMSL quality, every one of them.

 

[Blue Streak]

There was a man who played in spain it's true, it's true.
Until the arabs said become a Blue, a Blue.
He caught the plane.
And played a game.
He scored a goal we went insane.
David Villa Citys number 9.

Just getting it in early. ;)

 

[Chesley Sullenberger]

We have the best `keeper in the world, Given, Given.
If his dad used contraception it would have been a sin, a sin.
It was a fine night when thed made beautfull love,
and in the future their sprog would wear The City glove.
We all love Shay Given.

 

[ShaunMCFC]

We have the best `keeper in the world, Given, Given.
If his dad used contraception it would have been a sin, a sin.
It was a fine night when thed made beautfull love,
and in the future their sprog would wear The City glove.
We all love Shay Given.

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[Project Rain]

We have the best `keeper in the world, Given, Given.
If his dad used contraception it would have been a sin, a sin.
It was a fine night when thed made beautfull love,
and in the future their sprog would wear The City glove.
We all love Shay Given.

Poor ;)

 

[blue dallas]

I've noticed recently, especially against Stoke that us City fans seem to like songs to the tune of the Torres song but I think they could be more City related rather than the Tevez, Rooney one's, so i've came up with a few for some of our players:

He came to play for Man City, Robby, Robby,
He cost the british record fee, Robby, Robby,
The samba boy, with all the flicks,
He scores the goals and does the tricks,
Super Robby, City's samba boy.

The Irishman, who's big and hard, Dunney, Dunney,
He likes own goals and like red cards, Dunney, Dunney,
Our centre-half is fucking class,
He'll put you on your fucking arse,
Dunney Monster's coming after you.

The man's built like a brick shithouse, Big Phil, Big Phil,
He makes Heskey look like a mouse, Big Phil, Big Phil,
His national team is Ecuador,
Give him the ball and he will score,
Big Caicedo, City's new monster.

He's big, he's tough, he's bald, he's quick, Vinny, Vinny,
He's got a fucking massive dick, Vinny, Vinny,
At centre back or centre mid,
He only cost 6 million quid,
Vincent Komp'ny will fucking murder you.

The little man on our wing, Shauny, Shauny,
He'll make the fucking red scum sing, Shauny, Shauny,
He came through our acadamy,
We made 10 mil out of Chelsea,
Shaun Wright-Phillips, City's favourite son.

The Argentine who's fucking tough, Pablo, Pablo,
He thinks Rooney's a fucking poof, Pablo, Pablo,
Midfield or at the back,
Give him the ball, he'll have a crack,
Zabaleta, he'll break your fucking legs.

Our new welshman, who plays up front, Bellers, Bellers,
The one we used to call a ****, Bellers, Bellers,
He can tackle, he can jump,
He run's around like Forest Gump,
Craig Bellamy, Paul Dickov with skill.

Headless chicken for City, Gelson, Gelson,
He has a lot of energy, Gelson, Gelson,
The substitute who's pretty shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Fernandes, we hope he turns out good.

Yes I was bored before you ask, and just thought if we like the tune so bad we should sing songs about our own players.

Let me know what you think.

i wanna see a hardcore verse, for midnight tonight dan.

 

[KIPPAXDAYS]

When Robbie came to Manchester he knew he knew
He'd come to play for God's own team in blue in blue
He wears the shirt and wears it proud
As real Mancs sing out aloud
Robbie Robbie Brazilian Citizen (Not digging last line - any help)

 

[borassic]

He's big, he's tough, he's bald, he's quick, Vinny, Vinny,
He's got a fucking massive dick, Vinny, Vinny,
At centre back or centre mid,
He only cost 6 million quid,
Vincent Komp'ny will fucking murder you.



Absolutely IMMENSE.