Duphrates said:
Where the fucking hell is he? Berti, Berti,
He's never played for Man City, Berti, Berti,
A panic buy by Mr Hughes?
He really wanted Santa Cruz,
Glauber Berti, where the fuck are you?
Hahahahahaha! Best of the lot!
The fact that the Torres song
is the Torres song, makes us doing a piss take version so much better than copying it with a Robinho one.
Exactly what I was thinking mate. Or sing a bunch of them one after the other. The below are my faves
Where the fucking hell is he? Berti, Berti,
He's never played for Man City, Berti, Berti,
A panic buy by Mr Hughes?
He really wanted Santa Cruz,
Glauber Berti, where the fuck are you?
The Argentine who's fucking tough, Pablo, Pablo,
He thinks Rooney's a fucking poof, Pablo, Pablo,
Midfield or at the back,
Give him the ball, he'll have a crack,
Zabaleta, he'll break your fucking legs.
Our new welshman, who plays up front, Bellers, Bellers,
The one we used to call a ****, Bellers, Bellers,
He can tackle, he can jump,
He run's around like Forest Gump,
Craig Bellamy, Paul Dickov with skill.
Headless chicken for City, Gelson, Gelson,
He has a lot of energy, Gelson, Gelson,
The substitute who's pretty shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
