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Songs to the Torres tune
- Thread starter Grand Master Ram Rod
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avoidconfusion
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Daniel Sturridge said:I've noticed recently, especially against Stoke that us City fans seem to like songs to the tune of the Torres song but I think they could be more City related rather than the Tevez, Rooney one's, so i've came up with a few for some of our players:
He came to play for Man City, Robby, Robby,
He cost the british record fee, Robby, Robby,
The samba boy, with all the flicks,
He scores the goals and does the tricks,
Super Robby, City's samba boy.
The Irishman, who's big and hard, Dunney, Dunney,
He likes own goals and like red cards, Dunney, Dunney,
Our centre-half is fucking class,
He'll put you on your fucking arse,
Dunney Monster's coming after you.
The man's built like a brick shithouse, Big Phil, Big Phil,
He makes Heskey look like a mouse, Big Phil, Big Phil,
His national team is Ecuador,
Give him the ball and he will score,
Big Caicedo, City's new monster.
He's big, he's tough, he's bald, he's quick, Vinny, Vinny,
He's got a fucking massive dick, Vinny, Vinny,
At centre back or centre mid,
He only cost 6 million quid,
Vincent Komp'ny will fucking murder you.
The little man on our wing, Shauny, Shauny,
He'll make the fucking red scum sing, Shauny, Shauny,
He came through our acadamy,
We made 10 mil out of Chelsea,
Shaun Wright-Phillips, City's favourite son.
The Argentine who's fucking tough, Pablo, Pablo,
He thinks Rooney's a fucking poof, Pablo, Pablo,
Midfield or at the back,
Give him the ball, he'll have a crack,
Zabaleta, he'll break your fucking legs.
Our new welshman, who plays up front, Bellers, Bellers,
The one we used to call a ****, Bellers, Bellers,
He can tackle, he can jump,
He run's around like Forest Gump,
Craig Bellamy, Paul Dickov with skill.
Headless chicken for City, Gelson, Gelson,
He has a lot of energy, Gelson, Gelson,
The substitute who's pretty shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Fernandes, we hope he turns out good.
Yes I was bored before you ask, and just thought if we like the tune so bad we should sing songs about our own players.
Let me know what you think.
HAHAHAHAHA the DUNNEY MONSTER has got to be the best one!
The shittest office in the world, ticket, ticket,
They sold my own seat to a girl ticket, ticket,
The fuckers get confused no end,
If you try to bring a friend,
Ticket office what a bunch of shit.
The pies are always freezing cold, canteen, canteen,
The burgers look they're 6 weeks old canteen, canteen,
I wanted meat they gave me fish,
The staff they don't speak much English,
City's canteen overpriced and shit.
The corner flags are very nice, the flags, the flags,
The groundsman always checks them twice, the flags, the flags,
They're tall they're strong and blue and square,
They flutter nicely in the air,
Corner flags, blowing in the wind.
They sold my own seat to a girl ticket, ticket,
The fuckers get confused no end,
If you try to bring a friend,
Ticket office what a bunch of shit.
The pies are always freezing cold, canteen, canteen,
The burgers look they're 6 weeks old canteen, canteen,
I wanted meat they gave me fish,
The staff they don't speak much English,
City's canteen overpriced and shit.
The corner flags are very nice, the flags, the flags,
The groundsman always checks them twice, the flags, the flags,
They're tall they're strong and blue and square,
They flutter nicely in the air,
Corner flags, blowing in the wind.
Numptyed
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None of us can pronounce his name, the Sheik, the Sheik.
But were all fucking glad he came, the Sheik, the Sheik,
He saved us from obscurity,
And brought Robbie to man City, (or The royal prince from Aboo Dab iee)
Jump up and down now for his majesty.
Na na na na na na na na na na na nar
But were all fucking glad he came, the Sheik, the Sheik,
He saved us from obscurity,
And brought Robbie to man City, (or The royal prince from Aboo Dab iee)
Jump up and down now for his majesty.
Na na na na na na na na na na na nar
Grand Master Ram Rod
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A few for the keepers:
The Irishman with a block head, Given, Given,
He came to play, with our Ned, Given, Given,
We bought him from the Geordie lot,
And now they've fucking lost the plot,
Shay Given is Ireland's number 1.
He does a dance for the south stand, Joey, Joey,
Number 1 for Eng-er-land, Joey, Joey,
He is the best out of the bunch,
He doesn't catch, he likes to punch,
Joey Hart is England's number 1.
He's named after the friendly ghost, Kasper, Kasper,
The one that's inbetween the post, Kasper, Kasper,
He's only small and he's a Dane,
He's now 3rd choice since Given came,
Kasper Schmeichel, Denmark's number 1.
The Irishman with a block head, Given, Given,
He came to play, with our Ned, Given, Given,
We bought him from the Geordie lot,
And now they've fucking lost the plot,
Shay Given is Ireland's number 1.
He does a dance for the south stand, Joey, Joey,
Number 1 for Eng-er-land, Joey, Joey,
He is the best out of the bunch,
He doesn't catch, he likes to punch,
Joey Hart is England's number 1.
He's named after the friendly ghost, Kasper, Kasper,
The one that's inbetween the post, Kasper, Kasper,
He's only small and he's a Dane,
He's now 3rd choice since Given came,
Kasper Schmeichel, Denmark's number 1.
retroboydeccles
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he's big,
he's tough,
he aint no fuckin puff
bellamy
bellamy
he's quick
he's small
his skills are off the wall
Shaunyyy
Shaunyyy
he's tough,
he aint no fuckin puff
bellamy
bellamy
he's quick
he's small
his skills are off the wall
Shaunyyy
Shaunyyy
samjones_city
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he is our faveroute argentine pablo,pablo,
he'll tackle you if your too slow pablo,pablo,
zabeleta hes our man and hes much better than vendran,
zabeleta citys numer 5
he'll tackle you if your too slow pablo,pablo,
zabeleta hes our man and hes much better than vendran,
zabeleta citys numer 5