Songs to the Torres tune

[KingRuben]

Imagine we sung every single one of these one after another?

Say we had one for every player,ande we sung them all for the first 11 that day,GK-To ST

Would be amazing dont you think :)?

 

[Didsbury Dave]

He used to be a Man U twat, Mark Hughes, Mark Hughes
No flair, just steel is where he's at, Mark Hughes, Mark Hughes
But City used to play football
And under him we'll win fuck all
Sparky Hughes is gonna get the sack

 

[droylsdenblue]

A few more, not as good but thought I'd post them anyway. :)

He said that both his grans snuffed it, Stevie, Stevie,
He lied but we don't give a shit, Stevie, Stevie,
He's lost his wig, his head is bare,
His cars are pink but we don't care,
Stevie Ireland, City's superman.

The City boy, through and through, Neddy, Neddy,
When he bleeds, his blood is blue, Neddy, Neddy,
He's fast as fuck, he loves it here,
He gets the ball and we will cheer,
Nedum Onuoha, City through and through.

There is a man from Zimbabwe, Benji, Benji,
He scored a goal on derby day, Benji, Benji,
He came from Portsmouth with a grin,
The offside king is off again,
Super Benji, loves to crack a smile.

The Dj that we play right back, Micah, Micah,
The pornstar who empties his sack, Micah, Micah,
He looks a lot like Mr T,
He'll have your wife on your settee,
Micah Richards, big man at the back.

The Micah one is quality!

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Imagine we sung every single one of these one after another?

Say we had one for every player,ande we sung them all for the first 11 that day,GK-To ST

Would be amazing dont you think :)?

I'm looking into going Pompey away now, so i'll try it there if I go and we'll see if it can take off, I doubt it but hey we can try. :)

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Imagine we sung every single one of these one after another?

Say we had one for every player,ande we sung them all for the first 11 that day,GK-To ST

Would be amazing dont you think :)?

I'm looking into going Pompey away now, so i'll try it there if I go and we'll see if it can take off, I doubt it but hey we can try. :)

We could also use this one at the end possibly.

You used to have the twitchin' ginge, Pompey, Pompey,
He shit on you the fucking minge, Pompey, Pompey,
Now Adams has also gone,
You're going down with the West Brom,
Pompey, Pompey, championship for you.

Have I killed it yet? haha. :)

 

[chav-ER-garry-dough]

he makes elano look so shit robie robie
his bird is really not that fit robie robie
but we wouldnt care
if she looked like mrs blair
robinhooo citys number 10

crap but hey !

 

[KIPPAXDAYS]

For me that Micah one is the best chant I've seen in many years. Fuck me my wife is already singing it. Were so imaginative we should be coming up with loads of new chants. Cheers for making me chuckle Droylsdenblue

 

[southstand117]

All of them are awsome.....
Think someone should print them off and distribute them around the ground against copenhagen......

 

[M35 Blue]

Imagine we sung every single one of these one after another?

Say we had one for every player,ande we sung them all for the first 11 that day,GK-To ST

Would be amazing dont you think :)?

I'm looking into going Pompey away now, so i'll try it there if I go and we'll see if it can take off, I doubt it but hey we can try. :)

How you getting there mate? Remember when we went Wolves one Firday night, a guy on our coach just stood there on the way down singing the songs for everyone to get used to and by the end the whole coach was blaring them out. Couldn't stand there and do it myself, but if you up for it this is a good way to get them going

They were the "Ive got a dog his name is rover na na nah nah nah" songs by the way

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Imagine we sung every single one of these one after another?

Say we had one for every player,ande we sung them all for the first 11 that day,GK-To ST

Would be amazing dont you think :)?

I'm looking into going Pompey away now, so i'll try it there if I go and we'll see if it can take off, I doubt it but hey we can try. :)

How you getting there mate? Remember when we went Wolves one Firday night, a guy on our coach just stood there on the way down singing the songs for everyone to get used to and by the end the whole coach was blaring them out. Couldn't stand there and do it myself, but if you up for it this is a good way to get them going

They were the "Ive got a dog his name is rover na na nah nah nah" songs by the way

I was gonna get tickets tomorrow but been told they've sold out now. :(